Actually, true but don't tell Goblit. For those who don't know:
Forks on the left, Knife on the right (blade turned into the plate) and spoons on the right of the knife(s). The desert spoon and cake fork are placed above the diner plate or diner plate \ soup bowl plate combo. To the left of the desert spoon and cake fork you place the bread plate and butter knife ontop of the bread plate. The order of the forks are, the furthest out fork is used first, which is not the salad fork. The salad fork is placed closest to the plate, indicating that the salad is the last served plate. Odd isn't it.
Speaking of etiquite, the person below me knows what is meant by "no oars" as part of proper etiquite at the dinner table.