cc.slim
Moderator
Doin the Dew
“Slim”
Yes dear, I reply looking away from the monitor to see her raised eyebrow, to which I immediately ask, What did I do now?
“I know when there is something wrong with my children, and there is something wrong with you!” she answers in suspicion.
I’m not your children, I’m your husband, I counter taking offence to being grouped with my children.
“Same thing” she casually remarks, still eyeballing me, and begins to tap her toe indicating her wheels were turning.
Oh come now, how can you just draw that conclusion by merely entering the room? You just arrived at home to imply I have error in my ways, I contend ignoring her last quip?
“Listening to you talking a hundred miles per hour saying nothing is a sure sign” she countered folding her arms indicating she was about to get tenacious in her pursuit of my unknown flaw.
Just playing in game with friends baby doll, I say truthfully hoping to reassure her of my innocence before she finds something I had actually done wrong, but I remain confident as she closes the distance between us to stand directly in front of me.
I exit from my game and rise to her unsmiling face to proclaim, Baby I don’t know what your looking for, but here I am, holding my hands outward.
She eases up close and sniff’s my breath and remarks "You don’t chew that kind of gum” smelling the watermelon blast I acquired from beside the computer.
“What are you covering up” she asks looking down at the trash can beside me?
I was just about to pop off a smart comment when she suddenly began patting me down like a police officer, and then she pauses on the inner pocket of my jacket. She pats me again and at that moment I knew I was busted big time.
She found my stash.
But, but, but, Baby, began my Olympic backstroke!
“Don’t but me Slim” she responded in disappointment as she gently opened my jacket and withdrew my lie. No way could I deny, and at that moment I wanted to die as she shook it fiercely in front of me asking “Why?”
My mouth finally rose from the floor to begin to form words when she held up her finger in disgust and adds “Never mind you’ll just tell me a lie!”
Saddened by the knowledge of breaking her trust, I could only apologize, Baby, it’s not easy giving up everything so fast.
“Honey, you lied about taking your medicine, then what, the next day you try to hide the double shot espresso you had at the mall, and here I find you hiding this” she remarks extending it to my face.
“I knew it when you were talking hyped” she added before turning her back on me and leaving the room still holding my doom!
I goofed up this time to that, I won’t deny, or consider to add a lie!
I have to let her know I’m true!
I had flowers sent and I sent a video of me removing the remaining residue! I followed with an I Love You, and I nervously await, I Love You To!
All because I wasn’t true, and chose the caffeine packed, mini Mountain Dew!
“Slim”
Yes dear, I reply looking away from the monitor to see her raised eyebrow, to which I immediately ask, What did I do now?
“I know when there is something wrong with my children, and there is something wrong with you!” she answers in suspicion.
I’m not your children, I’m your husband, I counter taking offence to being grouped with my children.
“Same thing” she casually remarks, still eyeballing me, and begins to tap her toe indicating her wheels were turning.
Oh come now, how can you just draw that conclusion by merely entering the room? You just arrived at home to imply I have error in my ways, I contend ignoring her last quip?
“Listening to you talking a hundred miles per hour saying nothing is a sure sign” she countered folding her arms indicating she was about to get tenacious in her pursuit of my unknown flaw.
Just playing in game with friends baby doll, I say truthfully hoping to reassure her of my innocence before she finds something I had actually done wrong, but I remain confident as she closes the distance between us to stand directly in front of me.
I exit from my game and rise to her unsmiling face to proclaim, Baby I don’t know what your looking for, but here I am, holding my hands outward.
She eases up close and sniff’s my breath and remarks "You don’t chew that kind of gum” smelling the watermelon blast I acquired from beside the computer.
“What are you covering up” she asks looking down at the trash can beside me?
I was just about to pop off a smart comment when she suddenly began patting me down like a police officer, and then she pauses on the inner pocket of my jacket. She pats me again and at that moment I knew I was busted big time.
She found my stash.
But, but, but, Baby, began my Olympic backstroke!
“Don’t but me Slim” she responded in disappointment as she gently opened my jacket and withdrew my lie. No way could I deny, and at that moment I wanted to die as she shook it fiercely in front of me asking “Why?”
My mouth finally rose from the floor to begin to form words when she held up her finger in disgust and adds “Never mind you’ll just tell me a lie!”
Saddened by the knowledge of breaking her trust, I could only apologize, Baby, it’s not easy giving up everything so fast.
“Honey, you lied about taking your medicine, then what, the next day you try to hide the double shot espresso you had at the mall, and here I find you hiding this” she remarks extending it to my face.
“I knew it when you were talking hyped” she added before turning her back on me and leaving the room still holding my doom!
I goofed up this time to that, I won’t deny, or consider to add a lie!
I have to let her know I’m true!
I had flowers sent and I sent a video of me removing the remaining residue! I followed with an I Love You, and I nervously await, I Love You To!
All because I wasn’t true, and chose the caffeine packed, mini Mountain Dew!