Proof my husband exists

dorkelf said:
I am now convinced that I don't exist, which I plan to take advantage of for fiscal year 2006 tax purposes. If the IRS has any questions I'll just send em' to you guys.
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If you don't exist, you don't need chocolate or steak. So it's all mine now. :D

No more Reese's, no more Cadbury Dark, no more Longhorn's...
 
MaidMirawyn said:
If you don't exist, you don't need chocolate or steak. So it's all mine now. :D

No more Reese's, no more Cadbury Dark, no more Longhorn's...
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That works. They're all yours. But when a large portion of that steak disappears off your plate, remember that you have no choice except to conclude that it was all just a figment of your imagination. So no blaming me! :cool:

Also, a non-existent person couldn't possibly be expected to do household chores....or go to work....

Paul
 
dorkelf said:
That works. They're all yours. But when a large portion of that steak disappears off your plate, remember that you have no choice except to conclude that it was all just a figment of your imagination. So no blaming me! :cool:

Also, a non-existent person couldn't possibly be expected to do household chores....or go to work....

Paul
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:eek: sounds like a good deal, MM probably wont like you taking up the bed every night though
 
dorkelf said:
Also, a non-existent person couldn't possibly be expected to do household chores....or go to work....

Paul
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Or be allowed near the computer, or get food. I may have to guard my food with a dagger, in case I see stray bits wondering off.

Hey! There's this huge collection of Magic cards in my bedroom. Maybe I should sell them on ebay to fund a new computer...

Non-existent people also don't get input on how many fuzzy creatures come to live with me. Hmmm, I think I need a kitten. Maybe a puppy, too, and some bunnies...
 
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MaidMirawyn said:
Or be allowed near the computer, or get food. I may have to guard my food with a dagger, in case I see stray bits wondering off.

Hey! There's this huge collection of Magic cards in my bedroom. Maybe I should sell them on ebay to fund a new computer...

Non-existent people also don't get input on how many fuzzy creatures come to live with me. Hmmm, I think I need a kitten. Maybe a puppy, too, and some bunnies...
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New computer sounds good! :D When that comes in the mail, you're welcome to have it. Just be sure to ignore my replacement magic cards when they arrive. ;)

As for fuzzy creatures...lets just say that non-existent people can spend all day petting kittens backwards and making their fur stand up with static electricity if they want to. Here, kitty kitty....
 
Okay, here's the best proof I can offer of my husband's existence:

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That was a very touching post my beautiful. I'm glad I manage to make you happy despite all my silliness. ;)

Vibro- you're my man. She started the whole new-computer idea - now its time to take advantage of that little slip... :)

Paul
 
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Of course such a gorgeous female must be married and what a lucky servant (read husband) he must be.;) The mere mention of you singleness is nothing more than their obvious jealousy over Paul's good fortune and the missed opportunity that was.

:D Kel Queen of all Europe (Tpyed by her humble servant {read husband} Rho)
 
Thank you to Her Majesty Kel and her noble Prince Consort.

Actually, Paul interpretted that post correctly. Why am I smiling like that? Because my beloved husband was the one behind the lens. If I'm that happy, he simply must exist.
 
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