Flamethrøwer
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< Impale raccoon on plunger and stand up in driveway.
Use ink pen to write "Abandon hope all ye who enter here" on shower curtain and affix to garage door using coat hangers.
>retreat inside to assess the situation and finally examine the basement
>Gaurd yourself with Pink Spikey Shield and have your trigger finger on the hairspray.
>Turn on the light.
>get pair of safety goggles
>Equip pair of safety goggles
>Think about what your wife might be doing after your little encounter.
>go outside and see if the police are coming
The raccoon still has his mouth still open in a neverending scream.
Best line so far ^
>go to the neighbors house
>Resweep backyard as you re-enter your house
>you try to find your grilling tongs, they could prove useful in the near future...
>you examine the umbrella, seeing if it could be used as a better shield