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You know, let's try this the other way. I think it'd be fun to throw your own book at you, prayboys (and girls).
1 John 2
15 Love not the world, neither the things that are in the world. If any man love the world, the love of the Father is not in him.
So kids, you like your games? When was the last time God was mentioned in them (apart from the everpresent HOLY SH##!!)? The games are hardly "of God". So they must be of the world. Hmm. Your chances to get on the Heaven Train suddenly look bleak...
2 Peter 3
14 Wherefore, beloved, seeing that ye look for such things, be diligent that ye may be found of him in peace, without spot, and blameless.
If I am understanding this gibberish correctly, this commands you to be uncontaminated by the world's influence. Are you, now?
1 Peter 1
15 But as he which hath called you is holy, so be ye holy in all manner of conversation;
KABLOOIE! Love this BFG9000, because I just blew you to holy hell with it. But really, no. Even if shooting Nazies in Wolfenstein is righteous, it's not exactly holy. I'm not even going to touch multiplayer FPSs...
1 Peter 2
11 Dearly beloved, I beseech you as strangers and pilgrims, abstain from fleshly lusts, which war against the soul;
Excuse me? How about the rack on the newest Unreal girl? Or the glistening boobs of Everbreast? Or those lickable, skin-tight outfits (mmm, lickable skin-tight outfits) on Freedom Force's superheroines? Or the House of Earthly Delights in Suran, Vvardenfell? Oy, oy.
1 Thessalonians 5
22 Abstain from all appearance of evil.
Where to begin? PvP games, you appear to kill people. Single-player games, you appear to kill people and monsters. Any game with an attractive female character, you appear to have unclean thoughts and appear to lust. Tisk, tisk. No heaven cookie for you.
2 Corinthians 10
5 Casting down imaginations, and every high thing that exalteth itself against the knowledge of God, and bringing into captivity every thought to the obedience of Christ;
Say, if Jesus walked in in the middle of your Unreal 2003 session and looked over your shoulder, would he think that you're concentrating hard on obeying him? Or would he, in his best tradition, just incinerate you on the spot instead?
Let's see. Cheryl, Ultima, over here. Bring your boys and your guns and get laughed at. I need entertainment.
1 John 2
15 Love not the world, neither the things that are in the world. If any man love the world, the love of the Father is not in him.
So kids, you like your games? When was the last time God was mentioned in them (apart from the everpresent HOLY SH##!!)? The games are hardly "of God". So they must be of the world. Hmm. Your chances to get on the Heaven Train suddenly look bleak...
2 Peter 3
14 Wherefore, beloved, seeing that ye look for such things, be diligent that ye may be found of him in peace, without spot, and blameless.
If I am understanding this gibberish correctly, this commands you to be uncontaminated by the world's influence. Are you, now?
1 Peter 1
15 But as he which hath called you is holy, so be ye holy in all manner of conversation;
KABLOOIE! Love this BFG9000, because I just blew you to holy hell with it. But really, no. Even if shooting Nazies in Wolfenstein is righteous, it's not exactly holy. I'm not even going to touch multiplayer FPSs...
1 Peter 2
11 Dearly beloved, I beseech you as strangers and pilgrims, abstain from fleshly lusts, which war against the soul;
Excuse me? How about the rack on the newest Unreal girl? Or the glistening boobs of Everbreast? Or those lickable, skin-tight outfits (mmm, lickable skin-tight outfits) on Freedom Force's superheroines? Or the House of Earthly Delights in Suran, Vvardenfell? Oy, oy.
1 Thessalonians 5
22 Abstain from all appearance of evil.
Where to begin? PvP games, you appear to kill people. Single-player games, you appear to kill people and monsters. Any game with an attractive female character, you appear to have unclean thoughts and appear to lust. Tisk, tisk. No heaven cookie for you.
2 Corinthians 10
5 Casting down imaginations, and every high thing that exalteth itself against the knowledge of God, and bringing into captivity every thought to the obedience of Christ;
Say, if Jesus walked in in the middle of your Unreal 2003 session and looked over your shoulder, would he think that you're concentrating hard on obeying him? Or would he, in his best tradition, just incinerate you on the spot instead?
Let's see. Cheryl, Ultima, over here. Bring your boys and your guns and get laughed at. I need entertainment.