Para's random rants #1

[Parakletos]

So i'm playing in the server the other day, right? And I tell this guys that im from Omaha Nebraska. He immediatly makes fun of me and calls me a "hick" and a few other things.

Look man, just because I ride my cow "Spark" to school every day does NOT give you permission to diss me! Ill tell you what, we Nebraskans have it made! I can easily go outside to make smoke signals and have some of my buddies over (or better yet a girl) and go knock over Farmer Wray's cows! He greets us warmly with a few salt shots to the leg....

And then once were done with that, we can get our old fasioned camp fire snack. Grab a piece of corn that we just picked off Farmer Wray shuck it (as we do for at LEAST 2-3 hours a day anyway) put it in a pot over the fire and let it go!

Im sure most of you have seen or had the pleasure of eating Omaha Steaks. Great stuff. And let me teel you, Bob the guy who owns Bob's meats where they sell it is such a great guy....

CLICK

So there you go. You cant beat the life Ive got! And next time someone disses where im from, im finding out where you live and send Spark the cow after you

 

[rizz]

 

[Atown]

lol i dont think the british are able to find to humouur ur ur hickdom

 

[EverGypsy]

Good ol' Country boy Para.

 

[crazydrummer]

lol country boys.....gotta love them. I'm a country boy at heart, I just live in the city....btw Fresh popcorn is the BEST!....espically when its not your corn! LOL!

PS - I really like this face --->

 

[Icthus]

ummmm YEEEEEHHHHHAWWWWWWWWWWWWW

&lt <----- Man in a cowboy hat.

 

[Flashon]

cool.. hey whats so bad about being a country boy.. -.- i don't get americans

they don't like Asians just cuz they're good at games, school, stuffs like that.. I've been told names so much. Don't take it personally Para.. it's cuz they're jealous of your 1337 Cs skills thats all.

peace.

 

[Thaddius]

Quote[/b] ]i don't get americans  they don't like Asians just cuz they're good at games, school, stuffs like that.. I've been told names so much.

wow and here I thought you was an American.  What do I know...


I'm a country boy. Grew up on rural Texas. I miss it. I hate living in a city. Nothing beats country life.

Cory

 

[Atown]

who here goes down to the Chattagoochi river? sides me

 

[Thaddius]

Quote[/b] (Atown @ July 10 2004,3:22)]who here goes down to the Chattagoochi river? sides me

chattahoochi river...

Cory

 

[Flashon]

Quote[/b] (Thaddius @ July 10 2004,8:24)]

Quote[/b] (Atown @ July 10 2004,3:22)]who here goes down to the Chattagoochi river? sides me

chattahoochi river...

Cory

LOL

Anyway para, we still <3 you

doesn't matter if your country boy, or city freak etc.

Edit: btw whens Para's random rants #2 coming out

 

[TheJfreak]

I know all about asians since i live with them in asia
and my dad is a redneck so i got blood in my vians like that para

 

[EspressoMachine]

Quote[/b] (Flash @ July 10 2004,6:54)]

Quote[/b] (Thaddius @ July 10 2004,8:24)]

Quote[/b] (Atown @ July 10 2004,3:22)]who here goes down to the Chattagoochi river? sides me

chattahoochi river...

Cory

LOL

Anyway para, we still <3 you

doesn't matter if your country boy, or city freak etc.

Edit: btw whens Para's random rants #2 coming out

I just wanted to see a quote inside a quote inside a quote

P.S. Mid-Westerner "hicks" got nothing on southern hicks. All I can say is...wow.

 

[Vanaze]

I have to say, as a beach bum, raised by Mississippians, I'm possibly the weirdest mutt ever to exist. I say "ya'll" and "you guys" in the same sentences, I have good grammar with a beach bum's accent which = ?!25412!@!@!@!!11one1

I can talk fishing, hunting, biking, boarding, and computing. I wear the same clothes I learned to love in Florida, but I so do not fit in here in Mississippi. To some people this is "weird", but to alot, I'm unique.

I often get spit cups and dip/some other tobacco product/misc. objects thrown at me for wearing my FSU hat (Southerners are religious about their teams).

Anyone want to compete with that? =]

 

[TheJfreak]

i am a beach bum to i use dude as a exclamation like something sad i say dood something glad i say dude and something realy cool i say dood sweet tight and cool sometimes

 

[LionOfJudah]

just dont speed van

 

[Que Pasa]

I still live on a farm in rural Wisconsin. How many of you can say you shoveled a stable in the last week?

 

[TheJfreak]

not me man

 

[EspressoMachine]

Does anyone else get motion sickness from LoJ's avatar?

 

[Flashon]

Quote[/b] (Vanaze @ July 10 2004,2:23)]I have to say, as a beach bum, raised by Mississippians, I'm possibly the weirdest mutt ever to exist. I say "ya'll" and "you guys" in the same sentences, I have good grammar with a beach bum's accent which = ?!25412!@!@!@!!11one1

I can talk fishing, hunting, biking, boarding, and computing. I wear the same clothes I learned to love in Florida, but I so do not fit in here in Mississippi. To some people this is "weird", but to alot, I'm unique.

I often get spit cups and dip/some other tobacco product/misc. objects thrown at me for wearing my FSU hat (Southerners are religious about their teams).

Anyone want to compete with that? =]

Van, u forgot sticking objects in your hair lol.