Para's random rants #1

[Guest]

GJ para I enjoy a good rant. Its good for the soul

 

[ToJ | Dead_Aim]

Being a redneck I give this some points but as someone said earlier you midwestern 'necks have nothing on us Southern Rednecks.

 

[LionOfJudah]

inorder to be a real southern redneck you need to have a truck that is atleast 5yrs old and 8 rust spots, 3 cans of spam and the biggest tires that you can find for old yeller.

 

[Vanaze]

Actually, true Rednecks take pride in their trucks and can regularly be seen waxing them and touching them up or soupin' them up with giant suspension.

Common misconception.

 

[TheJfreak]

thats my dad cant afford to wax it and eveything it is junst he has to have a cow when it is just a scratch

 

[Avesther]

I too am a redneck hick, from the great province of Alberta.  I got me some cows and them thar horses eh!  But unlikes you kneebrasken folks, in the winters, I gots me a sled and them thar dawgs to pull me around.  I ain't got no skeedoo, I sent way to many of me hard earned tax money to them thar money grubbers out east to afford me one of them thar fancy skeedooos eh.  Wats rite cool aboot being Canadien eh, is that in the winters, our lodging is free.  We got them thar eegloos to leev in eh!.

This hare be my favorite game in reel life put on this here computer box. Tire Toss

LOL

 

[Atown]

my friends discription after hearing jeff foxworthy is that rednecks are:"absesesd with wal-mart, love their junk from wal-mart, by stupid, and lazy."

 

[TheJfreak]

we sure do dont weh

 

[crazy_legs]

lol GP.. did anyone know that game is hard??