Who thinks of this stuff? That doesn't even sound like a good idea. That being said, I'd still try it once. What's it intended to go on?
Regarding past topics:
We don't really do Christmas cookies in my family. We do candies. For example, fudge, peanut brittle, and some other things that probably have a more recognized name (?) but we call them hairy eyeballs lol.
And turkey, always turkey if I had my choice. Often for Thanksgiving we have both...grandma and my aunts make the turkey and my dad is always in charge of the ham. Christmas though, sometimes both, sometimes just one or the other. It has happened at least once that they just picked up fried chicken from somewhere (sadface) because everyone had a lot going on. I don't like ham or any other pig meat for that matter (no, not even bacon...usually), so if there's only ham, I just eat the sides.