One fine day at Lion's Arch, "Oh not this again," he said. "Don't make me bust out my IDS and smite you, cwapface!" The midday sun was burning me, so I started casting sun block, so I could get fire damage resistance against YOUR MOM!
Sun still hurt the penguin standing next to her, so he said. I wasn't convinced that you are a female gamer; they're too intelligent. "No they're not," she replied; "male gamers wouldn't get dates then."
"True that" he said, lamenting social mockery. He then went and bought a new slot, character slot anyway, then created a touch ranger to Poke People to kill them off. He thought it might be wrong to kill others but then decided, Oh well, I might as let them live." Then he went to the skill trainer to get "Commit Suicide!," so he could nerf