Nazgul
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This is a question I have had for a while but do any of you know why shriners drive mini cars?
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My guess is something about a New World Order, though. Nah, that's the masons.
Anyone who's ever seen a person driving a $30,000 SUV make a left turn in rush hour while holding a cell phone. (Seriously, you paid 30 grand for the vehicle, you can't drop $20 on a Bluetooth headset?)Saves on gas methinks. Who wouldn't want to drive a mini-car?
Anyone who's ever seen a person driving a $30,000 SUV make a left turn in rush hour while holding a cell phone. (Seriously, you paid 30 grand for the vehicle, you can't drop $20 on a Bluetooth headset?)
EDIT: For any who may have missed the connection: SUV + stupid driver will smash mini car + smart driver. It's unfair, but that's physics for ya, folks.
And juggling."while holding a cell phone" as in, writing a blog or sending emails while barreling down the freeway. And eating. While doing their makeup.
"while holding a cell phone" as in, writing a blog or sending emails while barreling down the freeway. And eating. While doing their makeup.
Wait, what was my sister doing in Oklahoma?
Now I have to be careful when telling jokes about Dodge drivers...For the half a year of winter we have here in North Dakota, I wouldn't want a mini car; it might disappear beneath a snow drift and be lost forever! One of the many reasons why I drive a Dodge Ram!