Why I'm a dog person

[Angryson]

and why cats mysteriously start flying about the room when I'm around...

 

[Azzie]

The kitteh masters will not be pleased at your report and preference of loyalty.

You must as a result deliver over 9000 cheezburgers to the kitteh holy city of "Teh Ceiling" located in the sky within 45 minutes or be eternally chastised by the holy champions of Ceiling Cat.

Further violation of kitteh commandment will result in disciplinary action from Basement Cat.

"No can has other ceiling cat!! U gotz other Ceiling Cat, I shoot yous wit mah lazer eyes."
-Eks-oh-duss 20:3, lolcat verzhun.

 

[Goodwone]

our cat has citgrad SO trained.....

 

[Odale]

lol azzie!

 

[Azami]

Omigosh Ceiling Cat!

 

[Bringeroflight]

Hello, my name is Doug, will you be my friend?

Squirrel!

Hello, my name is Doug, will you be my friend?

 

[Azzie]

Somebody wrapped a kitteh in duct tape :'( ...

http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/story?section=news/bizarre&id=7027337&rss=rss-wpvi-article-7027337

We're all gonna get lazered by ceiling cat now.

 

[Goodwone]

awww, how cruel, poor little kitty!

 

[MouseOfAslan]

Can't believe someone would do that to a cat, so sad.