What makes one a better spammor?

What makes one a great spammor?


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It can only be ninja spam is it is off topic and hijack's the thread.

Since this thread is about spam that would be very difficult.

So, who is going to win the Cup this year?
 
Content is definitely important. Here is a post in the spam thread at my BF1942/C:CS server website:

musashi wrote:
claw wrote:
In the next 2 weeks I have to do:

1,500 word phonology paper
1,500 word translation paper
2,000 word training across cultures paper
5,000 word grammar paper



You realize how many trees will be giving their lives in your pursuit of education.

btw. What on earth is a grammar paper? Most people probably don't even have 5000 words in their vocabulary and you have to do a paper on this subject.

Table of Contents (page numbers don't line up properly)

1 List of abbreviations and symbols iv
2 Map of Kiswahili v
3 Introduction 1
4 Demography and ethnography 1
5 Grammatical categories 1
5.1 Nouns 1
5.2 Verbs 2
5.3 Adjectives 2
5.4 Adverbs 3
5.5 Prepositions 3
5.6 Conjunctions 3
5.7 Demonstratives 4
5.8 Deitics 4
5.8.1 Location 4
5.8.2 Person 4
5.9 Negatives 4
6 Phrases 4
6.1 Noun Phrases 5
6.1.1 Structural properties of Noun Phrases 5
6.1.2 Morphosyntactic properties of Noun Phrases 7
6.1.3 Suggestions for further research into NPs 10
6.2 Verb Phrases 10
6.2.1 Distributional properties of verb phrases 11
6.2.2 Structural properties of verbs 12
6.2.3 Further research 14
6.3 Prepositional Phrases 14
6.3.1 Semantic roles of PPs 15
6.3.2 Suggestions for further research into PPs 17
6.4 Adverbial Phrases 17
6.5 Adjectival Phrases 18
7 Clauses 18
7.1 Main clauses 18
7.1.1 Transitive clauses 18
7.1.2 Intransitive clauses 18
7.1.3 Predicate clauses 19
7.2 Subordinate clauses 19
7.2.1 Adverbial clauses 19
7.2.2 Relative clauses 19
7.2.3 Complement clauses 19
7.3 Serial verb constructions 20
8 Conclusion 20
9 Bibliography 22
10 Lexicon 22
 
Now I could have said this about the spam above, but that would have robbed me of another spam, so here goes:

claw, the guy who did the paper above, is in Missionary School in Australia right now, so I would ask that you pray for him and his wife who is with him to have a safe missionary trip when he goes.

TY
 
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