Avesther
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I r doin thiz tonite, k
Wishez me luck k?
Wishez me luck k?
Wednesday r meh pool leeg nites k
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Goodwone
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nooes, don't hurtz the litty putty katz!
Goodwone
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*cheers for Icthus!*
Avesther
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Calgary humane society (chs): Good afternoon, Calgary Humane Society.
Ichtus: Hello. I'd like to report a game that is happening tonight that abusez catz.
CHS: Oh, really. Do you have some details?
Icthus: I know it involves kittehz and pool tabelz
CHS: Do you have more details?
Ichtus: Yes, I have a picture of a white fluffy cat in a corner pocket.
CHS: Oh, that would be a fuzzball in hand.
Icthus: Huh?
CHS: Yes, if your opponent sinks the white fuzzball on their turn on the table, you get a fuzzball in hand.
Ichtus: I don't understand.
CHS: Unless you are your opponent sinks the blackfuzzball on a legal shot and sinks the whitefuzzball, its a loss
Icthus: Excuze meh! What r u talking about.
CHS: The rulz of the game.
Icthus: You mean to tell me, you condone this?
CHS: Well, I'd hardly say that we are condoning sinking the white fuzzball, but I'm sure when yur opponent iz at the table, you're hoping for a fuzzball in hand.
Icthus: Unbelievable. I thought Canada was a country of decent folk who drank a bit too much beer and watched hockey on saturdays.
CHS: Ah, so you know about the game with Polar bears!
Icthus: aaaaarrrrrggghhhhhh <hangs up>
CHS: Americans are so inquisitive!
Ichtus: Hello. I'd like to report a game that is happening tonight that abusez catz.
CHS: Oh, really. Do you have some details?
Icthus: I know it involves kittehz and pool tabelz
CHS: Do you have more details?
Ichtus: Yes, I have a picture of a white fluffy cat in a corner pocket.
CHS: Oh, that would be a fuzzball in hand.
Icthus: Huh?
CHS: Yes, if your opponent sinks the white fuzzball on their turn on the table, you get a fuzzball in hand.
Ichtus: I don't understand.
CHS: Unless you are your opponent sinks the blackfuzzball on a legal shot and sinks the whitefuzzball, its a loss
Icthus: Excuze meh! What r u talking about.
CHS: The rulz of the game.
Icthus: You mean to tell me, you condone this?
CHS: Well, I'd hardly say that we are condoning sinking the white fuzzball, but I'm sure when yur opponent iz at the table, you're hoping for a fuzzball in hand.
Icthus: Unbelievable. I thought Canada was a country of decent folk who drank a bit too much beer and watched hockey on saturdays.
CHS: Ah, so you know about the game with Polar bears!
Icthus: aaaaarrrrrggghhhhhh <hangs up>
CHS: Americans are so inquisitive!
PapaToad
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Isn't Canada a state yet..
OH YES I DID
!
OH YES I DID
!
Avesther
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Isn't Canada a state yet..
OH YES I DID
T H A N K F U L L Y...N O T ! ! !
The NFL and MLB are just not my games.
Goodwone
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GodsPeon:
whose Ichtus?
whose Ichtus?
Avesther
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shhhh....we won't tell if you keep the spelling police out of it Goodowne!
did ya see what I did there?
Goodwone
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aaahh, thats ok, icthus always misspells Goodwone.....
Goodwone
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and I wouldn't want you to get him in trouble with any police!
Deuteronomy
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Avesther, that Icthus Conversation post was classic! 
Where
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hehe thats pretty funny