Unbelievable new product.

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[toj.cc]WildBillKickoff

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Linky (Article's OK, some of the user comments below are not super appropriate, but not cursing)

This brings to mind this question: If Steven Seagal and Chuck Norris got into a fight, who would win?

A: If the fight were on a boat or a train, Seagal (due to Seagal's vast experience advantage and the narrow confines not allowing Norris to use a roundhouse kick). In Texas, Norris, hands down. On a train in Texas, it would be the Fight of the Millennium.
 
So by drinking this drink, I will become asian for a short period of time? Yay.

You have a point that would be a tough fight. Fight of the Millennium indeed!
 
Steven Segal got nothing on Chuck norris, and I'm convinced energy drinks are going to be the downfall of America in some freakish side effect outbreak epidemic.
 
Maybe drinking it will make me super awesome at Starcraft.

If they come out with a DUTCH EXPERIENCE flavor, I'll buy it because it might make me better at UT2004.
 
Master~Plan said:
Steven Segal got nothing on Chuck norris, and I'm convinced energy drinks are going to be the downfall of America in some freakish side effect outbreak epidemic.
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I agree. I don't understand how people can actually enjoy those drinks. 100% of all of them I have tasted taste like citrus bubble gum. I will never drink one of those ever again, I don't even drink caffeine anymore.
 
Atown said:
chuck norris wins any time, any where
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I was hoping the recent flare-up of "Chuck Norris" hysteria wouldn't infect these forums, but, alas, it is too strong a malady to evade.
 
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