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[toj.cc]WildBillKickoff;191540 said:
I live in Florida, so mid-winter = about 70 degrees. I'm also 6'3" and a former collegiate offensive lineman, so I'd take 2 or 3 of you with me. Fly down here if you must, but expect a lukewarm lemonade swirly if you do.
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lol, im a ranking blackbelt in 3 different styles of martial arts...but still, that sounds fun to me
 
ajmucha said:
lol, im a ranking blackbelt in 3 different styles of martial arts...but still, that sounds fun to me
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Ugh. So now I've got two big, burly men, a skinny 14 year old, Maid Mirawyn (and probably Paul in tow), and a ninja coming after me. I guess I'll just have to flex my 21 inch biceps, rip off my pre-torn Hulkamania t-shirt, cup my hand to my ear to get the crowd into it, get beat up for a bit, then get a "sudden surge of adrenaline" and hit you all with a boot to the face and a leg drop. Then I'll go bodyslam some random 500 pound, 7 foot tall guy and strut out of the arena with "Real American" playing.
 
That is of course if you can stop laughing for five minutes after they've all drunk tonics, turned into candy corn people, and do the dance from Thriller....



Stc, what can I say.......







You hit the nail square on the head!!
 
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