The ubiquitous 3-word story CONTEST!

In the beginning, Dorkelf wept profusely because he realized he hated marshmallows that could talk instead of walk with Mister Meowmix the Dog. However his tears soon morphed into Voltron which became a movie starring Cher-abim whose wings could devastate civilizations. Without knowing it, TJGuitarZ stumbled upon a flying moose named Jimmy Page the Squirrel. Unfortunately WWIII began when TJGuitarZ opened fire on the Russian circus, killing Dumbo the elephant and flying away into never never land central airport. Meanwhile, little Dorothy was running away to Gilligan’s Island, chanting “Skipper, I want fries with that,” but a shark ate her dog, Toto, so she made sharkfin soup with goldfish crackers, but undead Toto cast haste onto Bill Gates’ hovercraft, and then it hurtled towards Dorothy at Mach IV and exploded. Thankfully she was killed but still survived, thanks to a badly written plot authored by Lazarus as a prank on Chickensoup, because in C$’s story he said Lazarus gargled hamsters. Meanwhile WWIV began after Atlantis surfaced and launched three nuclear missiles at Canada, which promptly counter-attacked your mom! GASP! but in retaliation the United Nations made a resolution to make a giant jelly donut using Spam. The president promptly declared, “Very informative, thanks,” so in exasperation, moveon.org demanded that C$ use his LVL 20 warrior to farm bunnies and baby seals that killed themselves before C$ could try to pet Shyfroggy's head with his toothbrush. Shyfroggy became enraged, and banished him to antartica where penguins started laughing at his blue jeans and very pink ribbons tied to his hair and fingernails. But just

(I think we should stop the uber-long sentences :p)
 
In the beginning, Dorkelf wept profusely because he realized he hated marshmallows that could talk instead of walk with Mister Meowmix the Dog. However his tears soon morphed into Voltron which became a movie starring Cher-abim whose wings could devastate civilizations. Without knowing it, TJGuitarZ stumbled upon a flying moose named Jimmy Page the Squirrel. Unfortunately WWIII began when TJGuitarZ opened fire on the Russian circus, killing Dumbo the elephant and flying away into never never land central airport. Meanwhile, little Dorothy was running away to Gilligan’s Island, chanting “Skipper, I want fries with that,” but a shark ate her dog, Toto, so she made sharkfin soup with goldfish crackers, but undead Toto cast haste onto Bill Gates’ hovercraft, and then it hurtled towards Dorothy at Mach IV and exploded. Thankfully she was killed but still survived, thanks to a badly written plot authored by Lazarus as a prank on Chickensoup, because in C$’s story he said Lazarus gargled hamsters. Meanwhile WWIV began after Atlantis surfaced and launched three nuclear missiles at Canada, which promptly counter-attacked your mom! GASP! but in retaliation the United Nations made a resolution to make a giant jelly donut using Spam. The president promptly declared, “Very informative, thanks,” so in exasperation, moveon.org demanded that C$ use his LVL 20 warrior to farm bunnies and baby seals that killed themselves before C$ could try to pet Shyfroggy's head with his toothbrush. Shyfroggy became enraged, and banished him to antartica where penguins started laughing at his blue jeans and very pink ribbons tied to his hair and fingernails. But just before he could, he found TROGDOR singing his themesong
 
In the beginning, Dorkelf wept profusely because he realized he hated marshmallows that could talk instead of walk with Mister Meowmix the Dog. However his tears soon morphed into Voltron which became a movie starring Cher-abim whose wings could devastate civilizations. Without knowing it, TJGuitarZ stumbled upon a flying moose named Jimmy Page the Squirrel. Unfortunately WWIII began when TJGuitarZ opened fire on the Russian circus, killing Dumbo the elephant and flying away into never never land central airport. Meanwhile, little Dorothy was running away to Gilligan’s Island, chanting “Skipper, I want fries with that,” but a shark ate her dog, Toto, so she made sharkfin soup with goldfish crackers, but undead Toto cast haste onto Bill Gates’ hovercraft, and then it hurtled towards Dorothy at Mach IV and exploded. Thankfully she was killed but still survived, thanks to a badly written plot authored by Lazarus as a prank on Chickensoup, because in C$’s story he said Lazarus gargled hamsters. Meanwhile WWIV began after Atlantis surfaced and launched three nuclear missiles at Canada, which promptly counter-attacked your mom! GASP! but in retaliation the United Nations made a resolution to make a giant jelly donut using Spam. The president promptly declared, “Very informative, thanks,” so in exasperation, moveon.org demanded that C$ use his LVL 20 warrior to farm bunnies and baby seals that killed themselves before C$ could try to pet Shyfroggy's head with his toothbrush. Shyfroggy became enraged, and banished him to antartica where penguins started laughing at his blue jeans and very pink ribbons tied to his hair and fingernails. But just before he could, he found TROGDOR singing his themesong five octaves higher than MaidMarawyn could. The Russian circus
 
In the beginning, Dorkelf wept profusely because he realized he hated marshmallows that could talk instead of walk with Mister Meowmix the Dog. However his tears soon morphed into Voltron which became a movie starring Cher-abim whose wings could devastate civilizations. Without knowing it, TJGuitarZ stumbled upon a flying moose named Jimmy Page the Squirrel. Unfortunately WWIII began when TJGuitarZ opened fire on the Russian circus, killing Dumbo the elephant and flying away into never never land central airport. Meanwhile, little Dorothy was running away to Gilligan’s Island, chanting “Skipper, I want fries with that,” but a shark ate her dog, Toto, so she made sharkfin soup with goldfish crackers, but undead Toto cast haste onto Bill Gates’ hovercraft, and then it hurtled towards Dorothy at Mach IV and exploded. Thankfully she was killed but still survived, thanks to a badly written plot authored by Lazarus as a prank on Chickensoup, because in C$’s story he said Lazarus gargled hamsters. Meanwhile WWIV began after Atlantis surfaced and launched three nuclear missiles at Canada, which promptly counter-attacked your mom! GASP! but in retaliation the United Nations made a resolution to make a giant jelly donut using Spam. The president promptly declared, “Very informative, thanks,” so in exasperation, moveon.org demanded that C$ use his LVL 20 warrior to farm bunnies and baby seals that killed themselves before C$ could try to pet Shyfroggy's head with his toothbrush. Shyfroggy became enraged, and banished him to antartica where penguins started laughing at his blue jeans and very pink ribbons tied to his hair and fingernails. But just before he could, he found TROGDOR singing his themesong five octaves higher than MaidMarawyn could. The Russian circus in Slovensk asked Lazarus and TJGuitarZ to perform a dangerous assassination on
 
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