The OJ question:

Do you like your Orange juice with or without pulp?

  • Hmmm. Juicy give me the PULP!!

    Votes: 8 42.1%

  • Ohhhh. Smooth like water. No Pulp!!

    Votes: 6 31.6%

  • What is orange juice? I do the Dew...

    Votes: 4 21.1%

  • I am Candanian so this poll does not apply to me.

    Votes: 1 5.3%
  • Total voters
    19
MeridianFlight

MeridianFlight

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The critical Orange Juice question - Pulp or no pulp?

Do you love lots of pulp in your orange juice (enough to make a pulp monkey), a moderate amount of pulp, or are you a pulpless pansy? Well, what have you?
 
PAGANS! ULTRA MEGA PULP IS THE ONLY WAY TO GO!
 
Some pulp. Not so much that it feels like the orange was smashed together and thrown into a container, but enough to have a rough pulpy sensation cross my tongue every few sips.
 
Aren't polls only something moderators can do? I noticed you have the option of choosing how many Poll entries you could have, but it didn't appear to provide a way to actually edit them.
 
I am not a moderator.

You can start one, but you cannot edit a poll.

I make polls for our WoW group all the time. I get typos in the poll options all the time and cannot change them. It would be nice to change that or possible know a way to fix it.
 
Fresh squeezed, please, with lots of pulp! Second best: Tropicana Premium with extra pulp, ummm goodness! After that, as one of my favorite Dallas/Ft.Worth Metroplex radio personalities says...Go out and make your owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwnnnnnnnnnnnn SONSHINE!!

:) :) :) :) :) :) :)​
IceBladePOD, how do you make a pulp monkey?

http://www.tropicana.com/index.asp?id=202

How to Make Orange Juice
Tom C. Hunley

First you have to make the oranges.
To do that you must become
an orange tree, which means moving
to Florida or Southern California.
If you go to San Diego, the beach
will beckon you, with its bikinis
and its waves, and you will feel the temptation

to take up surfing, which would get in the way
of becoming an orange tree. Stay focused
on your goals. Visualize all things orange:
carrots bursting from the ground,
a field of poppies blossoming all
at once, like some unplanned party,
a haunted house peopled by jack-o-lanterns.
Eat only the orange M&Ms
in each packet. Make friends only

with redheads. Concentrate entirely
on orange juice, which is not the same
as buying orange juice made from concentrate.
Stop looking for the easy way.
 
Marcylene said:
IceBladePOD, how do you make a pulp monkey?
Click to expand...

Well, you can always filter pulp from orange juice featuring pulp and then glue it on to a monkey, but not only is this not an authentic pulp monkey, but you could incur the wrath of PETA if you don't get the monkey's consent.

I used Google Image search in an effort to find a Pulp Monkey, but the results were inconclusive.

At this point it must be assumed that the Pulp Monkey is much like the Chupacabra, a mysterious creature that may or may not exist.
 
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