SERIOUS BUMPAGE!!! This is happening at 5:30 Server Time on Saturday, 15 May 2010. We will allow plenty of time for Gnomish foolishness - and knowing this guild there will be plenty!
This is coming up quickly so the best way to sign up is to BE AT COLDRIDGE VALLEY (the Gnome starting point) with a fresh, out-of the-box level 1 Gnome and a level 80 escort. If you do not have a partner, show up anyway. If you do not have a level 80, so what? Make a gnew gnome! Don't want to suffer the embarrassment of running a Gnome? Bring an unsigned escort. Either job will not be easy.
Why no buffs? They are absolutely pointless against a lvl 70+ critter.
Want Fancy duds? No problemo! Have your partner show up with the outfit for your gnewby Gnome. Just no BOA gear please...as if that would help! LOL! (Or maybe it should be /hideous cackle!) Also, I am certain that our lvl 80 friends will bring many forms of entertainment and edible treats (cupcakes, cakes, etc.) to make a great party of it!
Anyhow, any way, by any means possible -JUST BE THERE!