Ursen, you don't give yourself enough credit. I'm sure you could easily earn a few more statues in the Honor section.
VQ'ing is do-able. You've done it before and a good set of heroes will take the brunt of the action. Start VQ'ing some Prophecies areas. Most of them are not difficult and that will add another title.
If you haven't already, download texmod. There's a link on the official wiki and it's guaranteed to be safe and virus-free. Fire that baby up with the Cartography made Easy series and you'll soon discover how much fun Cartography can be. I'm not kidding. Carto without the mod is extremely aggravating and frustrating. With the mod, it's enjoyable. You'll understand once you see the difference.
Do you have the EOTN bounties and Lightbringer titles complete? Those are do-able with simple easy tasks. VQ gives a lot of points towards them, but even if you don't VQ, there are other options for earning points.
Elite Areas? Which ones do you need? Join us on some trips. Your welcome in any group I organize. I'm sure we can knock out a few there.
Moving onto other monuments.........
How's your cashflow? The other 4 monuments are completely buyable for the hopelessly uncoordinated player. (So is Honor if you pay someone to run you thru everything, but that's hardly what I'd call honorable). However you are far from hopelessly uncoordinated. What are you missing?
Minipets - Let's face it. These take money or luck. You have 2 Princess Salma's so you have a lot of both. Dedicate one and sell the other for lots of gold that you can invest in a few white mini's that you lack. There are 70 birthday mini's ingame so you don't need to buy any extremely rare pets to max this monument. You also have 23!!!! characters. You should have PLENTY of minipets to dedicate or dups to trade for new pets.
Heroes - Again, buyable or just do the hero challenges. I can help you with the NF challenge missions if you need help. That should take care of the 15 NF heroes. You don't even have to have a good score in the missions, just do them and you'll receive random hero armor drops. The only one that's difficult is Remains of Salahja. It takes practice, but with some strategy you can succeed and get a few drops.
Eotn heroes are more difficult. You'll have to complete the Slaver's Exile dungeon or Glint's Challenge. Both are daunting tasks with heroes alone, however you can buy the hero armor from other players for about 10k each. 100k gets you all 10 heroes into the HoM.
Pets. You need to tame the imperial phoenix, black widow spider and black moa. You can easily do this with your rangers. If you want a free spider run, I can take you.
Moving onto the Armor monument - Again, this is buyable. All this one takes is a wad of cash for the rare mats. Browse thru the available armors and pick out 5 or 6 that you like. Use the artisans for some of the mats and burn some Kurzick/Luxon faction for Amber/Jade.
Weapons - You've been doing the War in Kryta stuff so you should have some Medal of Honors for the oppressor weapons. Just keep it up. Several of us need The Battle for Lion's Arch so join us one evening on a team to unlock the final step. Destroyer weapons require 250 granite along with some Diamonds and Onyx. Those aren't as expensive as they sound. I can show you an easy granite farm and you can buy the gems. These weapons are doable.
To max the monument you'll need at least 1 Torment weapon. It's buyable if you don't want to attempt the D.O.A. However, don't think you need to completely finish DOA to get a torment weapon. It's possible without ever clearing a single section. (harder, but possible)