Before this, I'd like to thank Moody for his awesome ideas and his help!
If nubs could spontaneously generate clones that could take all the fun out of bathing with Bill Gates, however they also try and go out for pancakes but realize they have no mouths to eat spam from a spoon so they went to the potty in order to dig some grubs. Suddenly the potty burst into flames filling the room with a strange and foul taste swiftly kicking me in my sisters AAAH AAH FIRE!! (Hah I changed this post so the story doesnt make sense) Which intern left the purple bunny hopping around the bouncing betty of enlightenment and knowledge. that got pwned when suddenly it... KILLED ZEALOT WITH shark's dirty diaper of doom and shark was without baby wipes. Then a large chicken sat on me again and again then the chicken and the egg sat on Mercury but the chicken wasn't really a pork byproduct because Mr. Bacon went all over DH's to check the nuclear missle device without sanity. After hopping a fence he quickly slapped the peanutbutter clown with a trout , yelling "KOWABBLEBOBBLE!" and licking the peanutbutter that fell onto his bling bling he began to dial 10-10-220 to save a dollar to call Popeye The saiiilor maaan and tell him "dont eat the.. jellied herring stomach that was soiled by Casper." Suddenly, he went to the flying circus And flying monkees started eating his yellow boxer shorts off his head. His bald head was blood red, and tasted like off season watermellon that had been previously digested by a newbish awper who sat on Zealot's face and let one rip Then Zealot Shottied but missed nubbishly. I <3 YourMOM is what he said to her is this your purple pink eye? And she said I Love DeadAIM! But He Said its not your fault that you Have to listen (STOP DOING THAT LION 1 3WORD POST AT A TIME THEN COME BACK LATER) (your not allowed to reply to yourself, once you make a post, you wait, thats the silent rule. Your gettin more and more annoying lately, Lion. Sheesh) ThatsMoreThan 3WordsShark Admin_slaysSharkForPostingMoreThenThreeWords lion already ruined it for everyone! He took our senseless rantings and made them, err, senseless rantings! <heres a screwy part made by Shark, who wanted the thread killed SOOOO BADLY>. Zealot, the nub,Is a Fun (guys sry about that i kept coming back from spamville and no one replied and i was really bored about it sry if i ruined it i can go bakc and edit em sadn delete em if u like) lets get back2thestory. One glorious day, merc put on a pink dress that smelled of Mahfrot's slimy feet BUT before he Went outside he went to sleep and dreamed of a green spotted burnitating trogdor with large fluffy shoes and a large Large Large large McDonalds super sized blue nail polish of DOOOOOOOOM and 80s music collection which is 1337 to our friend Neal-Schon of Journey who resembles an odd looking pish who cennit speel the timeless classic "Pickles on Uranus" However, darkness was Overcoming all the countrysides flaming peasents Being burninated by TROGDOOOOOORRRRRRRRR, TROGGDOOOOOORRRRRRRRR, TROGDOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRR (Yes, I realize I posted right before your reply, but I couldnt live with myself otherwise) Meanwhile, tofu chefs Strong Bad and StrongSad Da Cheat and Homestar with Strongmad as (Z, i dont get what you are getting at with that last post =\) The Wonderful Marcypants knew homestarrunner suxed merc? you dare, YOU DARE!?!?!?!!?!?! (Ok, I guess you do dare. Err, anyway, "hsaw aknow eht" is my 3 word post) Is a Wokki who killed a odd looking duck weird eyed bug ,Your Mom YO! who is a weird eyed bug. Random Toe said, "Kiss me Princess for I am an ugly little pasty gamer who desires nothing but the ultimate in eating 9999999 hotdogs without vommiting 999999x." While prancing about dressed as Legatto shouting this out:" Oooga Oooga Booga". After Zealot finished he thought, hmmm.... that was lame." So he decided 1337ness he-never had and go spam the ToJ forums cause he's l337- Ina n00bish way-that is l337-or not so. Its more 0884.(as those are the opposite numbers of 1337 on a keyboard) (uhmmm moody... what?) ((on a side note don't any of you use puncutuation? or is the point of this to be the longest run on sentence in the free world?)). Then he decided (i punctuated most of mine ex =P) to go see what the hubub was in n00byville Since he lived in a box.When he saw a great man ,not Matt Lamb,T'was Peter Pan wearing rainbow spandex. Peter was trying to change his watch when he watch when he noticed the time and he went to his dogs super fancified waterdish full of sparkling lemon spam juice and drank all The lemon-spam stuff (We have to burninate moody for trying to use a hyphen to advance his evil intentions of making a 4 word post, BURNINATE!!! ) (And we have to burninate you for stopping the story) . Then he realized (There was never any real story! It was all a conspiracy developed by the secret government! Spread the truuuuuuuth! ) what a horrible thing shark did when he ate those stinking socks from the laundry. After a while replying to himself got kinda fun. People started to not post on shark's never ending fun story thread, though never started in a hurricane people still came , hating this thread. Out of nowhere, aboy in spandex Ran Cross-Country at a place in USA (universal selfloading ammunition
) to buy soap for his cat who is ironicly Sir Nubbykins of Durhoosuldorfenrgen, and who Bond, James Bond at a
hamburger patty when ketchup (this makes no sence) . Meanwhile, back at The van down by the river. (My name is Matt Folly... you know that skit
) A strange animal named Matt Foley, guo leh nah (in Mandarin: "went across the") Strange herd of worms and slugs eating a few ToJ Fundraiser Blowpops While sitting on a hatching grenade lacking its pin ANYWAYS...I'm leet. The nade hatched splattering amorphus's 1337ness that never existed into nothingness. Afterwards, he realized how good papayas tasted. Aftereating a few, he Jumped off a superhigh cliff but not without a large pineapple and a super duper ultra magnificent Yummy stay fresh , staypuft marshmellow man with a great big and ginormous nose that was on his elbow of eternal duckyness . He decided to get a donut which tasted like PottedMeatFoodProduct but when "he ate it through his nose", with the jello (THREE WORD POSTS ) on his tounge (? I thought i seperated them.... now the post is being clotted.. help?? ) (This thread should just die.) die MILK FACE like a CHICKEN! (Once this thread dies I will help make a post with the entire story.) DIE DIE DIE (and also shark 5 words does not equal 3) Thread must die!(There, 3 words.) Along with Shark to destroy the evil stinking thread When Suddenly Elite comes and pwnzes the evil thread But then he made a seen sending engulfing flames And Water Buffalo Directly to Shark (is this still going on?? shouldnt it be dead by now?? i mean come on.. it kinda lost it's fire.. it's over.. move on (o well.. if it is decided over, me or moody will post the full story i'll make a poll about it) ) (Rgr if it is done, we can always find a new way to make spam threads) (to become Spam-o-Matic) *THE END*
And for forcing us to close this beutiful thread, we will burninate shark!
If nubs could spontaneously generate clones that could take all the fun out of bathing with Bill Gates, however they also try and go out for pancakes but realize they have no mouths to eat spam from a spoon so they went to the potty in order to dig some grubs. Suddenly the potty burst into flames filling the room with a strange and foul taste swiftly kicking me in my sisters AAAH AAH FIRE!! (Hah I changed this post so the story doesnt make sense) Which intern left the purple bunny hopping around the bouncing betty of enlightenment and knowledge. that got pwned when suddenly it... KILLED ZEALOT WITH shark's dirty diaper of doom and shark was without baby wipes. Then a large chicken sat on me again and again then the chicken and the egg sat on Mercury but the chicken wasn't really a pork byproduct because Mr. Bacon went all over DH's to check the nuclear missle device without sanity. After hopping a fence he quickly slapped the peanutbutter clown with a trout , yelling "KOWABBLEBOBBLE!" and licking the peanutbutter that fell onto his bling bling he began to dial 10-10-220 to save a dollar to call Popeye The saiiilor maaan and tell him "dont eat the.. jellied herring stomach that was soiled by Casper." Suddenly, he went to the flying circus And flying monkees started eating his yellow boxer shorts off his head. His bald head was blood red, and tasted like off season watermellon that had been previously digested by a newbish awper who sat on Zealot's face and let one rip Then Zealot Shottied but missed nubbishly. I <3 YourMOM is what he said to her is this your purple pink eye? And she said I Love DeadAIM! But He Said its not your fault that you Have to listen (STOP DOING THAT LION 1 3WORD POST AT A TIME THEN COME BACK LATER) (your not allowed to reply to yourself, once you make a post, you wait, thats the silent rule. Your gettin more and more annoying lately, Lion. Sheesh) ThatsMoreThan 3WordsShark Admin_slaysSharkForPostingMoreThenThreeWords lion already ruined it for everyone! He took our senseless rantings and made them, err, senseless rantings! <heres a screwy part made by Shark, who wanted the thread killed SOOOO BADLY>. Zealot, the nub,Is a Fun (guys sry about that i kept coming back from spamville and no one replied and i was really bored about it sry if i ruined it i can go bakc and edit em sadn delete em if u like) lets get back2thestory. One glorious day, merc put on a pink dress that smelled of Mahfrot's slimy feet BUT before he Went outside he went to sleep and dreamed of a green spotted burnitating trogdor with large fluffy shoes and a large Large Large large McDonalds super sized blue nail polish of DOOOOOOOOM and 80s music collection which is 1337 to our friend Neal-Schon of Journey who resembles an odd looking pish who cennit speel the timeless classic "Pickles on Uranus" However, darkness was Overcoming all the countrysides flaming peasents Being burninated by TROGDOOOOOORRRRRRRRR, TROGGDOOOOOORRRRRRRRR, TROGDOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRR (Yes, I realize I posted right before your reply, but I couldnt live with myself otherwise) Meanwhile, tofu chefs Strong Bad and StrongSad Da Cheat and Homestar with Strongmad as (Z, i dont get what you are getting at with that last post =\) The Wonderful Marcypants knew homestarrunner suxed merc? you dare, YOU DARE!?!?!?!!?!?! (Ok, I guess you do dare. Err, anyway, "hsaw aknow eht" is my 3 word post) Is a Wokki who killed a odd looking duck weird eyed bug ,Your Mom YO! who is a weird eyed bug. Random Toe said, "Kiss me Princess for I am an ugly little pasty gamer who desires nothing but the ultimate in eating 9999999 hotdogs without vommiting 999999x." While prancing about dressed as Legatto shouting this out:" Oooga Oooga Booga". After Zealot finished he thought, hmmm.... that was lame." So he decided 1337ness he-never had and go spam the ToJ forums cause he's l337- Ina n00bish way-that is l337-or not so. Its more 0884.(as those are the opposite numbers of 1337 on a keyboard) (uhmmm moody... what?) ((on a side note don't any of you use puncutuation? or is the point of this to be the longest run on sentence in the free world?)). Then he decided (i punctuated most of mine ex =P) to go see what the hubub was in n00byville Since he lived in a box.When he saw a great man ,not Matt Lamb,T'was Peter Pan wearing rainbow spandex. Peter was trying to change his watch when he watch when he noticed the time and he went to his dogs super fancified waterdish full of sparkling lemon spam juice and drank all The lemon-spam stuff (We have to burninate moody for trying to use a hyphen to advance his evil intentions of making a 4 word post, BURNINATE!!! ) (And we have to burninate you for stopping the story) . Then he realized (There was never any real story! It was all a conspiracy developed by the secret government! Spread the truuuuuuuth! ) what a horrible thing shark did when he ate those stinking socks from the laundry. After a while replying to himself got kinda fun. People started to not post on shark's never ending fun story thread, though never started in a hurricane people still came , hating this thread. Out of nowhere, aboy in spandex Ran Cross-Country at a place in USA (universal selfloading ammunition
) to buy soap for his cat who is ironicly Sir Nubbykins of Durhoosuldorfenrgen, and who Bond, James Bond at a hamburger patty when ketchup (this makes no sence) . Meanwhile, back at The van down by the river. (My name is Matt Folly... you know that skit
) A strange animal named Matt Foley, guo leh nah (in Mandarin: "went across the") Strange herd of worms and slugs eating a few ToJ Fundraiser Blowpops While sitting on a hatching grenade lacking its pin ANYWAYS...I'm leet. The nade hatched splattering amorphus's 1337ness that never existed into nothingness. Afterwards, he realized how good papayas tasted. Aftereating a few, he Jumped off a superhigh cliff but not without a large pineapple and a super duper ultra magnificent Yummy stay fresh , staypuft marshmellow man with a great big and ginormous nose that was on his elbow of eternal duckyness . He decided to get a donut which tasted like PottedMeatFoodProduct but when "he ate it through his nose", with the jello (THREE WORD POSTS ) on his tounge (? I thought i seperated them.... now the post is being clotted.. help?? ) (This thread should just die.) die MILK FACE like a CHICKEN! (Once this thread dies I will help make a post with the entire story.) DIE DIE DIE (and also shark 5 words does not equal 3) Thread must die!(There, 3 words.) Along with Shark to destroy the evil stinking thread When Suddenly Elite comes and pwnzes the evil thread But then he made a seen sending engulfing flames And Water Buffalo Directly to Shark (is this still going on?? shouldnt it be dead by now?? i mean come on.. it kinda lost it's fire.. it's over.. move on (o well.. if it is decided over, me or moody will post the full story i'll make a poll about it) ) (Rgr if it is done, we can always find a new way to make spam threads) (to become Spam-o-Matic) *THE END*And for forcing us to close this beutiful thread, we will burninate shark!
