Talk like a Pirate Day, September 19

Yarr... ye give me no pick up lines? ARRR... ye takes the fun out of it!


i mock pirates *cough*drunk-pirates*cough* yet... out of reverence and respect for Pirates of the Caribbean... and Atown... i will respect this... haha.

YET...

isn't the definition of pirate "one who commits a crime at sea" thus.... shouldn't talk like a pirate day be more like...

Are you sure we can smuggle all these weapons into "sed" (fill in the blank) country?

or

I'm glad i brought my laptop onto this boat with me... so when i get caught for embezzlement i can just say they are being discriminating against pirates.
 
Yo ho! Yo ho! A pirate life for me.

I'll pilage your threads, and pilfer your posts, a pirate I be. Now speak like a pirate or I'll make ye walk t'plank and send ye t'Davey Jones' Locker!
 
I made my Honors Chem teacher teach chemisty like a pirate.. she lasted longer then i thought, but she quit after 15 mins.. but those were funny!
 
Arrg mateys, me girl thinks I been hit me head on' time too many, but no say I, a landlubber I no longer be! Bring' yer swords, bring yer parrot, time to pillage the sev'n sea!
 
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ARG! :mad:

I missed Talk Like a Pirate Day again! I guess I was too busy slaying Space Pirates (playing Metroid Prime 3: Corruption).
 
Most everyone in my department at work was participating.

Customer: I want you to help pay for my television repair.
Me: Ahoy, me haarrty! A landlubber like you gets nothing but the plank!
 
I tried it at work... but the co-workers just looked at me like I had 3 heads.

So I continued talking like a pirate the rest of the day. ;)

Now they really think I'm strange...
 
Most everyone in my department at work was participating.

Customer: I want you to help pay for my television repair.
Me: Ahoy, me haarrty! A landlubber like you gets nothing but the plank!

I tried it at work... but the co-workers just looked at me like I had 3 heads.

So I continued talking like a pirate the rest of the day. ;)

Now they really think I'm strange...

I couldn't get my co workers in on it either :(
 
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