Super-slow hard drive

Eh? I'm using Microsoft Security Essentials. I'm not even sure if Defender is running or not (which, with it being a Microsoft program, probably means that it is).

Is it really streaking if the person in question is sitting still?

The MsMpEng.exe file is Windows Defender (and possibly Sec Essentials as well). You should be fine after a full scan.

Then again, don't visit sites of ill repute ;)

Running virus-scanner free since 1996 and only one infection! (and I blame Adobe) :)
 
The MsMpEng.exe file is Windows Defender (and possibly Sec Essentials as well). You should be fine after a full scan.

Then again, don't visit sites of ill repute ;)

Running virus-scanner free since 1996 and only one infection! (and I blame Adobe) :)
mspmpeng is winders defenseless AND is the exe for MSe if you have MSe installed.
 
I am appalled that no one has stated that you run faster with a knife.

Come on!

Tek... go get your computer a knife... and please put your clothes back on.

The knife is implied. But now I can see tek duct taping a butchers knife to his computer in the hopes it will go faster...
 
The knife is implied. But now I can see tek duct taping a butchers knife to his computer in the hopes it will go faster...
That would definitely get me kicked out of a LAN party. Not to mention look really awkward on my notebook computer.
 
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