We all need a good laugh now and then, and here's some.
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Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let him sleep.
I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students!
It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
Reality? That's where the pizza delivery guy comes from!
Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.
3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.
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Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let him sleep.
I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students!
It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
Reality? That's where the pizza delivery guy comes from!
Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.
3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.
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