Really stupid jokes

Forgive me Shark. I had no idea the word "gay" would be taken as a curse when used as an adjective of an item, and not a person.
I am sorry.
I won't edit the post, but from now on, I'll say STUPID. Mmkay?
BTW, I haven't watched American PIe or porn or anything like that. And I try not to curse aloud, or in my mind. And especially it is a rare thing when I do it on paper.
 
gay is not a curse, it is a sin. It's kind of funny watching old movies though, because back then, gay was happy and the other meaning that it has taken on was never spoken of.

Now please don't let this place turn PC. If the joke was lame, I have no problem saying that the joke was gay. If you really have a huge problem with that statement though, maybe I could rephrase it to say, 'the joke was homosexual.' Of course the other possibility is that you could take the old meaning of the word and then it would be, 'the joke was happy.' ;)
 
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Quote[/b] (Shark @ Feb. 05 2003,10:50)]thats just SO SELFISH!
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Gay just means stupid. I say it all the time. But if I'm going to have another outrage like the one that exploded over the "queer thing", then I'll say "That joke was stupid!"
Or should I just say, "THat joke was gay?" To me, gay is stupid. So I say stupid things are gay. All the time. That's gay, you're gay, that is really gay, dude.
So this whole topic is gay. "Really gay jokes."
OR would you prefer "That was fag, dude?" Or "That is so homosexual, man."
Take a vote.
 
Would you like it if people started calling stupid things Christian? Like, "Dude, that movie was soooo Christian".
 
did someone say "redneck"?
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Quote[/b] ]Redneck Engineering Exam



1. Calculate the smallest limb diameter on a persimmon tree that will support a 10-pound possum.


2. Which of the following cars will rust out the quickest when placed on blocks in your front yard? 66 Ford Fairlane, 69 Chevrolet Chevelle, 64 Pontiac GTO.


3. If your uncle builds a still that operates at a capacity of 20 gallons of shine per hour, how many car radiators are necessary to condense the product?


4. A woodcutter has a chain saw that operates at 2700 rpm. The density of the pine trees in a plot to be harvested is 470 per acre. The plot is 2.3 acres in size. The average tree diameter is 14 inches. How many Budweisers will it take to cut the trees?


5. If every old refrigerator in the state vented a charge of R-12 simultaneously, what would be the decrease in the ozone layer?


6. A front porch is constructed of 2x8 pine on 24-inch centers with a field rock foundation. The span is 8 feet and the porch length is 16 feet. The porch floor is 1-inch rough sawn pine. When the porch collapses, how many hound dogs will be killed?


7. A man owns a Tennessee house and 3.7 acres of land in a hollow with an average slope of 15%. The man has 5 children. Can each of the children place a mobile home on the man's land?


8. A 2-ton truck is overloaded and proceeding 900 yards down a steep grade on a secondary road at 45 mph. The brakes fail. Given the average traffic on secondary roads, what are the chances that it will strike a vehicle that has a muffler?


9. A coalmine operates a NFPA Class 1, Division 2 Hazardous Area. The mine employs 120 miners per shift. A gas warning is issued at the beginning of 3rd shift. How many cartons of unfiltered Camels will be smoked during the shift?


10. At a reduction in gene pool variability rate of 7.5% per generation, how long will it take a town that has been bypassed by the interstate to breed a country-western singer?
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