Raid song

Flamethrøwer

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So - driving around the other day, I heard "Tick Tock" by Kesha on the radio. Once you hear the song, you can't get it out of your head, so I made some revisions to it from the perspective of my gnome mage. Some things you'll need to know for this to make sense:

- "dips" is dps
- when a gnome mage Ice Blocks, he raises his hands in the air

For best results, sing it it the tune of the song (and picture a gnome doing the gnome dance):




Log in for the raid
At about five fifty
Grab my flasks out of the bank
And port to Dalaran City
Before I leave, buy my reagents
Conjure food by the stack
Cause when I leave for the raid
I ain't comin' back.

I'm gettin summoned into the zone, zone
Enchants on all my clothes, clothes
Bombs blowin up my foes, foes
Buffed up and poppin all of my CDs
Heroism from the shammies
Tryin to get a little bit dipsy.

DOT DOT
Make it hot
Flame is throwin fireballs tonight
And we'll fight
Til we take the boss' life
DOT DOT
On the boss
But the fire don't stop, no
Oh oh ohoh
Oh oh ohoh

Ain't got no health on my bar
But I fight without fear
Ain't got no portals in my pocket
But I'm already here
And now the noobs are linin up
Cause they hear we get gears
But we kick em from the raid
Unless they fight like McFierce.

I'm talkin bout a thirty percent buff, buff
Boss' heads goin clunk, clunk
Vendors buyin' up our junk, junk
Now now we go until they kick us down, down
Til the bosses wipe us out, out
Bosses wipe us out, out
Boss boss wipe us...

DOT DOT
Make it hot
Flame is throwin' fireballs tonight
And we'll fight
Til we take the boss' life
DOT DOT
On the boss
But the fire don't stop, no
Oh oh ohoh
Oh oh ohoh

Boss beats me up
My health goes down
My heart, it pounds
So I Ice Block

With my hands up
I Ice Block now
Boss turns around
He can't hit me

Boss beats me up
My health goes down
My heart, it pounds
And I Ice Block

With my hands up
I'm in Ice Block...
I'm in Ice Block...

Now the party don't start til Ice Block fades...

DOT DOT
Make it hot
Flame is throwin' fireballs tonight
And we'll fight
Til we take the boss' life
DOT DOT
On the boss
But the fire don't stop, no
Oh oh ohoh
Oh oh ohoh

DOT DOT
Make it hot
Flame is throwin' fireballs tonight
And we'll fight
Til we take the boss' life
DOT DOT
On the boss
But the fire don't stop, no
Oh oh ohoh
Oh oh ohoh
 
DUDE! I wanna work on making this the next WoW music video!

We will need a good singer and some quality machinema.

Also, I simply HAD to find a way to work "McFierce" in there where the real line is "Mick Jagger". It was just so perfect.
 
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Honestly this song could be done by just about anyone. I have a moderate level of music competency (I played and sang in a Christian rock band for several years) and what is available for recording has more capacity than the old 4 track and 8 track recording systems that we depended on.

Pro tools was already out when I was doing stuff, but it was really expensive, now there are many free programs that can do most of the work for you.
 
Honestly this song could be done by just about anyone. I have a moderate level of music competency (I played and sang in a Christian rock band for several years) and what is available for recording has more capacity than the old 4 track and 8 track recording systems that we depended on.

Pro tools was already out when I was doing stuff, but it was really expensive, now there are many free programs that can do most of the work for you.

Audacity is a great program for recording. It's a lesser version of Adobe Audition but it's free and free is always better!
 
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