Babylon? That was bad.
Sodom and Gomorrah? Very bad.
American Idol getting a 9th season when Futurama was canceled after 5? Proof that God is abundantly merciful upon His creation. Because you know if He hadn't promised not to end the world by flood again, the fourth season of American Idol would have been preempted by a watery apocalypse.
All that aside, my wife, despite being a lovely and intelligent woman, still watches American Idol. I know. I don't understand it, either.
So that means that I am effectively trapped in the office from 7 p.m. to 9 p.m. Central on Tuesday and from 7 p.m. to 8 p.m. Central on Wednesdays for the next several weeks. (Does anyone remember the days when television networks actually created new content instead of just videotaping wannabe singers and calling it a show?)
During those hours, I might as well play online games with my fellow Christian gamers who are similarly displeased with the cultural wreckage flooding (see what I did there?) the airwaves. So if you're interested in playing online games when American Idol airs, post a reply.
If you're thinking about posting to say that American Idol isn't all that bad and that Simon Cowell donates money to save puppies in Afghanistan, save your energy. This thread is only partially serious.
...Seriously, though, American Idol is a blight on Western civilization. When God pours out His wrath on the earth at the end of days, humanity will look back at American Idol, Rock of Love, and Jon and Kate Plus Eight and understand that the world could not have ended any other way.
Sodom and Gomorrah? Very bad.
American Idol getting a 9th season when Futurama was canceled after 5? Proof that God is abundantly merciful upon His creation. Because you know if He hadn't promised not to end the world by flood again, the fourth season of American Idol would have been preempted by a watery apocalypse.
All that aside, my wife, despite being a lovely and intelligent woman, still watches American Idol. I know. I don't understand it, either.
So that means that I am effectively trapped in the office from 7 p.m. to 9 p.m. Central on Tuesday and from 7 p.m. to 8 p.m. Central on Wednesdays for the next several weeks. (Does anyone remember the days when television networks actually created new content instead of just videotaping wannabe singers and calling it a show?)
During those hours, I might as well play online games with my fellow Christian gamers who are similarly displeased with the cultural wreckage flooding (see what I did there?) the airwaves. So if you're interested in playing online games when American Idol airs, post a reply.
If you're thinking about posting to say that American Idol isn't all that bad and that Simon Cowell donates money to save puppies in Afghanistan, save your energy. This thread is only partially serious.
...Seriously, though, American Idol is a blight on Western civilization. When God pours out His wrath on the earth at the end of days, humanity will look back at American Idol, Rock of Love, and Jon and Kate Plus Eight and understand that the world could not have ended any other way.
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