when the computer just came out with internet and windows Jesus and satan always argued about who was better on it. for many months they argued and God finally said ENOUGH. we shall have a contest to see who is the best. so for 24 hours Jesus and satan sent e-mails,forwarded,replyed, made essays, etc. near the end there was a power shock, and and shut down the computers, very scared bout losing all his records, he booted up his computer as fast as he could while Jesus sat patiently waiting for his. when satans computer was done he started swearing, n cursing every curse word possible, cuz he lost ALL of his information. while he was doin that Jesus started printing His stuff. satan started calling Jesus a cheater and was trying to figure out y he still had his info. and God said "Jesus Saves".