My name is Vern Troyer...

ROFL, silly Gnomes!

I love these commercials, not looking forward to aggressive ad campaigns creating over crowding and excessive latency but that is just the nature of the beast I guess...
 
Mr. T is the best... for a WoW thing.... :p

they musta did some kind of photoshop or something.. they could be brothers!
 
I bet if they continue the series of commercials one of the next ones will feature a woman. Maybe...

I'm Martha Stewart and I'm a Warrior... wait she already does crafting... :p
 
Because it's inevitable:

Hi. I'm Chuck Norris. And I'm a Rogue.

(Cinematic shows a troll rogue roundhouse kicking a mage as it tries to cast a pyroblast.)

(Cinematic moves through the above scene in rapid succession, with a priest, lock, and mage)

What's your game?
 
To elaborate on the above statement:

(Scene opens in the white room. Gene Simmons, in leather and spandex and trademark makeup, stands on a chair in the middle of the room.)

Hello. I'm Gene Simmons, and I'm a Paladin.

("Heaven's on Fire" blares in a scene which shows a Pally consecrating Moroes. Back to Gene.)

(quietly) I'm a conveyor of all that is Holy and True in the World of Azeroth.

(Angelwings animation, Hammer of Wrath, felling an Abomination.)

I defend the poor. I give to the needy. I cleanse the afflicted from disease and sorrow.

(Avenger's Shield and Righteous Defense pulling Nightbane off of some healers.)

I'm Gene Simmons, and I'm a Paladin.

(The Canon in D plays while the Paladin frolics admidst some children.)

What's Your Game?


***This is considered to be humor, and in no ways a sanction of Gene Simmons, K.I.S.S., the song "Heaven's On Fire," the Holy Light, or the continued myth of Paladin DPS.***
 
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