CCGR
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* Trying on sunglasses with the tag still attached to the bridge.
* The person behind you in the supermarket who keeps running their cart into the back of your ankle.
* The way everyone drives slower when you're in a hurry.
* The way everyone drives right on your bumper when you slow down to look for an address.
* You open a can of soup - or anything, really - and the lid falls in to it.
* Finding out you stepped in dog poop ... AFTER you've walked across your carpet.
* Drinking from a soda can you thought was yours only to discover someone had extinguished their cigarette in it.
* Slicing your tongue licking an envelope.
* The tire gauge that lets out half the air in your tire while you're trying to get a reading.
* Televisions or radios that come in brilliantly while you tune them then fade to snow and static as you walk away.
* Realizing you never washed that bright red shirt by itself before ... after everything else in the load comes out pink.
* Setting your alarm clock for p.m. instead of a.m.
* A fantastic song on the radio and the DJ doesn't tell you who it is.
* Having to say to five different salespeople, "No thanks, I'm just looking."
* You reach under a table to pick something up and whack your head coming back up.
* The candy bar or bag of chips that gets stuck on the rotating clip in a vending machine.
* The person behind you in the supermarket who keeps running their cart into the back of your ankle.
* The way everyone drives slower when you're in a hurry.
* The way everyone drives right on your bumper when you slow down to look for an address.
* You open a can of soup - or anything, really - and the lid falls in to it.
* Finding out you stepped in dog poop ... AFTER you've walked across your carpet.
* Drinking from a soda can you thought was yours only to discover someone had extinguished their cigarette in it.
* Slicing your tongue licking an envelope.
* The tire gauge that lets out half the air in your tire while you're trying to get a reading.
* Televisions or radios that come in brilliantly while you tune them then fade to snow and static as you walk away.
* Realizing you never washed that bright red shirt by itself before ... after everything else in the load comes out pink.
* Setting your alarm clock for p.m. instead of a.m.
* A fantastic song on the radio and the DJ doesn't tell you who it is.
* Having to say to five different salespeople, "No thanks, I'm just looking."
* You reach under a table to pick something up and whack your head coming back up.
* The candy bar or bag of chips that gets stuck on the rotating clip in a vending machine.
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