Iraq crisis, the mmorpg


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Ok..imagine Ultima Online or DAoC  and the Iraq crisis...

US: Ok, putting together RvR group for Iraq raid... who's in?

Turkey: Only if someone makes me new armor. Last Iraq raid I lost money on

US: *sigh* Ok, can't build you the new armor, but I'll help pay for it. How much you need.

Turkey: 6 Plat.

US: WTF?! You're not building the armor out of platinum, ya tard.. no frikking way.

Turkey: Yeah, but I wanna get it SC...

US: 3 plat, and that's all I'm offering.

Turkey: Sweet. Ok, I'm in.

Spain: I frikking hate Iraq. They were camped at our keep for frikking EVER, man--long time ago, but still pissed off about it. Meet you at Turkish keep.

US: Cool, thx.

Brits: Friggin right, i´m in...even if only to p*** the french off

Italy: Me 2

Chile: I'm in.

US: Ok, so far, got US, Turks, UK, Spain, Italy, Chile.

Bulgaria: Umm, got room for some lowbies? Thought maybe we could leech some RP's..

US: Yeah, sure. Why not. Just don't attack anything. Set up a /assist US macro, ok?

France: Hey all, what's up?

US: Putting together an RvR raid, hitting Iraq.

France: No frikking way, dood. Look, I'm part of Alliance leadership, and I say no way do we go in there. I'm using Alliance veto.

US: WTF? Alliance Veto?

France: Yeah, it's in Alliance charter. Me, UK, US, Russia, and China can all cancel any Alliance raid event.

Bulgaria: Hey, me and the other Eastern Europeans wanna go...

France: STFU, n00b. Your guild got no say in this.

Bulgaria: ,,!,,

Germany: I don't really want to go either.

US: ...

France: Yeah, we veto. No guildies go to Iraq.

US: What about you, Russia.

Russia: Well, if everyone else goes, it's ok, but if France and Germany say no, then that's cool.

US: Jeezus. Dood, show some balls. You used to love going on raids.

Russia: Yeah, but that Afghanistan raid a while back was a disaster. Total group wipe-out.

US: Yeah, but you were in different alliance, man. This is different. Besides, we pwn3d last time we went on Iraq raid.

France: Doesn't matter. I say no.

Spain: .tell US doesn't matter if they don't go anyway, France just gives up anytime he sees any combat anyway. He's a butt. Lives next door to me.

Spain: Oops. MT.

France: Oh yeah? Well you skipped that WWII raid completely.

Spain: Only cuz I'd just come back from dueling, was too tired to RvR. Besides, you died in first wave, spent the rest of the raid whining.

France: ..!..

US: Guys, c'mon. I'm trying to put this thing together, here... look, I don't care what France says. I'm going, and anyone who wants to come with me can. China, you in?

China: *shrug* Don't feel like it.

US: Ok...

North Korea has challenged you to a duel! Type /duel accept to accept or /duel decline to decline the challenge.

/duel decline

North Korea tells you: "Dood u r teh suq. I will r0xxorz u"

You tell North Korea: No thanks, guy. Trying to get an RvR raid going.

North Korea tells you: "Ur just scaerd of teh pwnage"

You tell North Korea: Riiiigh. STFU, okay? I'm busy

North Korea taunts you.

/ignore North Korea.

US: How come you're not coming, Germany?

Germany: I'm just not into the violence anymore.

You tell Germany: ********, you're just waiting for us to go into Iraq so you can get France again.

Germany tells you: Ooops. *blush* busted!!

You tell Germany: Dude, why bother?

Germany tells you: It's just satisfying, I guess. It shuts him up for a while, anyway.

France: I'm telling you, if anyone goes, then it'll break the Alliance.

Spain tells you: Whoop-de-****, this Alliance sucks anyway. Let's go anyways.

US: France, WTF is ur problem?

France:I want to send scouts in, first. Let them see if there's any reason to go in.

US: Ok, how long it gonna take them?

France: Couple weeks, maybe. Months, possibly.

US: MONTHS? WTF???! Dude, I don't want to wait that long. I'll give your scouts a week, at most. We'll reschedule then.

France: I may veto anyway.

US: Yeah, whatever.

Bulgaria tells you: If you go, let me know. Me and my lowbie buddies are in.

You tell Bulgaria: Cool, thx. Are you someone's ALT?

Bulgaria tells you: Some of us were Russia's buffbots, but we're soloing, now.

US: Ok, meet again next week. We'll take things from there.

I almost spilled my drink when I read that for the first time.


I think the other one would be hidden weapons of mass destruction. We know they are there, but can never seem to get a hold of um.