I am a terrible pyro

BassMan449

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Having never known you could compare your stats to other peoples on the Steam community, when Shagz mentioned it I decided to go compare to a bunch of the ToJ guys.

IT'S OFFICIAL

I am an awful pyro.

Looking through there would be a lot of green and a few red. Then I get to pyro and it is red on all categories with every person I compare to. So I request of all the admins on the server. If you see me playing pyro, kick me and tell me to wise up because that is a terrible waste of time.
 
Ah, don't feel bad. I suck with demoman. Have you tried looking at some Pyro guides? o_o
 
If you're comparing your stats with my 18-kill rampage as Pyro, don't.

That was a one-time deal and I haven't been able to repeat it since.

I have killed a number of cloaked Spies, though. Spy-dey sense ftw!

EDIT: By the way, how do you compare stats with other players?

EDIT: Nevermind. Found it.
 
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I just checked your stats and I now have to go prepare a trout to smack you with.

You're the only member of ToJ (that I've found) that surpassed my Health Healed record.

I've healed 6,816 health points in one life while you've healed 9,587. >_<

Oh, and you've only played Pyro for ~6 hours. I've played Pyro for over 30 hours. So don't be too hard on yourself.

*mutters* Can't believe he beat my healing record...
 
That healing record was one life on dustbowl section 3. I had a team of a lot of demos, soldiers, and heavys holding the choke point at the first cap. All my top medic stats except kills are from that one life. My stats were something like 38 points, 30 assists, and 8 invuls. It was just one ridiculously good life, so don't feel bad Tek you are still a much better medic than me.
 
Where do you go to compare people to yourself?

And long distance = not a good thing for a pyro... despite the shotgun.

I try to hide in a spot and wait for someone to run around a corner or something.
 
Actually Tek, I've healed 7,631 so thats 2 people that have surpassed you. :)
b00!

Maybe I should stick to burning people.

...And healing Elihu when he plays Soldier.
 
Yea, basically go to another players Steam page, view their TF2 stats, and then you'll see a link in the top left that says "Compare these stats to your own".

Ugh, I hate comparing stats, all I see is red. :P
 
...And I still don't see anything... but I noticed that I have 5 achievements left.


Setting 5 people alight in 30 seconds FTW.
Killing 5 people in rapid succession is FTW too.
 
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