MaidMirawyn
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Is there a cure for this?
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MaidMirawyn said:Is there a cure for this?
Do you WANT me to cry? I couldn't talk to all my friends then!Kidan said:well, I could revoke your posting privaleges![]()
MaidMirawyn said:Do you WANT me to cry? I couldn't talk to all my friends then!![]()
I have a dozen white roses on my desk. You have some leeway...dorkelf said:But even after 10 wonderful years of marriage, I forget this important principle most of the time. Ok I'm gonna shut up now to salvage whatever shred of favor I still have left with my wife...
1+1=3 for exceptionally large values of one...dorkelf said:let me leave you with a test question:
Woman asks: "What is one plus one?"
Your answer:
A- Two
B- It depends - for instance, in base 2, 1 plus 1 equals 10...
C- Do you know that your eyes are very beautiful tonight?
MaidMirawyn said:Is there a cure for this?
dorkelf said:Kidan, don't you know that whenever a woman is looking for solutions, she really wants sympathy instead? She might even say, "What's the solution to my problem?" very directly, and you might think that giving her options will make her happy. But no no, you see, women are so much smarter than us that they already know all the potential solutions and have already examined them even before they've started to occur to us guys. They expect us to be just bright enough to realize this, and to ignore their request for solutions and offer up either sympathy or well-intentioned flattery instead. But even after 10 wonderful years of marriage, I forget this important principle most of the time. Ok I'm gonna shut up now to salvage whatever shred of favor I still have left with my wife, but let me leave you with a test question:
Woman asks: "What is one plus one?"
Your answer:
A- Two
B- It depends - for instance, in base 2, 1 plus 1 equals 10...
C- Do you know that your eyes are very beautiful tonight?
MaidMirawyn said:There's always more to anything you say than you realize...![]()
I'm in trouble.slalomdms said:Chocolate cures every addiction, unless you are addicted to chocolate. The you are basically in trouble.