Funniest thing I have read in a long time. Skyrim

IDK that story sounded perfectly normal to me but then again I played Half Life one not letting a single NPC companion die >.< .

This is also why I will always go solo if I can avoid taking an A.I. buddy XD.

At this point my wife, Laura, has walked in, and she’s watching me waving a dead body in its bra and knickers, legs hideously splayed, around a mountain. “Is that Lydia?” she asks. She knew the name because my disappearing to play some Skyrim had become known as, “I’m just off to see Lydia.” And she knew Lydia had died because I’d previously wailed down the stairs, “Lydia’s dead!” She told me to take a screenshot while she changed into something black. She is sarcastic, and doesn’t care about Lydia.
“Why is she in her bra and pants?”
“Because I needed her armour.”
“Right.”
that sounds perfectly normal?!? LOL

Both the videos are pretty nuts.
 
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that sounds perfectly normal?!? LOL

Both the videos are pretty nuts.

What her armor is loot. What self respecting adventurer leaves precious lucre behind. Hmmmm come to think of it I wonder if he could have gotten money for the underwear... :p.

...and yes, If there was doubt, I was being silly in the first post. Ur not that I didn't keep all the Half Life NPCs alive. You never know when a game is going to hold it against you if you let them die, really that's why I saved them all, really >.>, <.< .
 
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haha that is pretty awesome and so true...with the traps n always getting me killed. haha
 
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