ROFL - because of the possibility of the story it is even funnier! Wildlife, no matter how cute, are very dangerous in simular situations. Do not ever underestimate their strength and fiestiness. And a wounded animal is even more dangerous!
There is a hunting sport where the hunter tries to kill a boar - a wild pig often weighing well over 300 lbs - with a KNIFE. To me, that is more than case of not thinking and a sign of credible brain injury and mental incompitence! I do not mind using something that weights a fraction of a knife, like about 125 to 165 grains, but I do insist it leave the barrell at over 900 fps (1911 Colt) and preferably closer to 3,000 fps (like my 243 WSSM).