Facts about Jack Bauer of 24

MeridianFlight

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Here are some hilarious "Jack Bauer Facts" that I thought 24 fans might enjoy...

"If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice."

"Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys."

"Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours."

"After running out of ammo, Jack stood in the line of fire, took 3 shots to the chest, and used them to reload."

"Nostradamus once predicted in his journal: 'In the century 21st, the one known as Jacques will be the savior of the world... five seasons in a row.' Moments later, Jack Bauer knocked down the door, shot Nostradamus in the kneecaps, and yelled 'WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR?!'

There are 19 other entries at a certain website, and most of them are hilarious. However, because two of the entries contain profanity, I don't think I can post the link here in the form (but I'm allowed to PM it if requested, is this correct?).
 
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MeridianFlight said:
However, because two of the entries contain profanity, I don't can post the link here in the form (but I'm allowed to PM it if requested, is this correct?).
Aye, that's fine.
 
Those are hilarious and definetly fit the character of Jack Bauer. Could you PM the link to me, Id love to see the whole list.
 
He would love too, but Chuck Norris killed Jack Bauer for trying to imitate his facts having and swore to do the same to anyone dishing them out. You've been warned :O
 
LOL, No not Chuck Norris!

The funniest saying Ive heard about Chuck Norris is:
When Chuck Norris goes in the ocean he doesn't get wet, the ocean gets Chuck.
 
"Chuck Norris (Jack Bauer, Vin Diesel, Mr. T, "Insert Name Here) has counted to infinity. Twice"

That's one of my favorites. :)
 
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