Extremist arrested at Heathrow Airport

Nspire

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At Heathrow Airport today, an individual later discovered to be a public school teacher was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a compass, a protractor, and a graphical calculator.

Authorities believe he is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement.

He is being charged with carrying weapons of math instruction.
 
Hehehe...it was just a given that a joke like that would pop up at some point :).

I should try boarding a plane with those...I wonder if they'll let me on...
 
you could probably get on with the calculator, but the compass an protractor no. They have sharp points an there is a good chance that the sec. guards wouldn't know what they were...
 
Don't insult math! I love math like a son!

That joke was pretty corny, but I like it!
 
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