Chuck Norris WoW...

[FiremanThul]

While leveling my alt the other day, a question was posed in guild chat "can you dual wield pole arms" to which someone replied "you can't possibly balance two pole arms, no matter how strong you are". This led me to the obvious statement "Chuck Norris can dual wield pole-arms"

It turned into a minor Chuck Norris can chat, and I thought it was funny, so I thought I'd spam a thread about it

Chuck Norris can raid ulduar at level 1, naked.
Chuck Norris can dual wield pole-arms
Chuck Norris doesn't do raid encounters, raid bosses do Chuck Norris enounters.

 

[Azzie]

Kenshiro > Chuck Norris.

If you don't know who Kenshiro is...

"you are...already dead."

 

[Lloren]

Chuck Norris invented Kenshiro.

 

[Azzie]

Lloren lies.

proof:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdL_cE2fEwg

 

[Asheriah]

There is no such thing as evolution, just all the animals Chuck Norris let live.

 

[Guilo Tal]

Chuck Norris has challenged Kutluch to a duel!

Announcer Dude: Woah! Triple Roundhouse kick to the head and he's down!!!

Referee: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10.

Announcer Dude: WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION!!!

Kutluch has defeated Chuck Norris to a duel!

/bow

 

[Odale]

...that is until the Announcer dude changes his mind... he knows whats good for him.

 

[Asheriah]

The ref is paid!!!

 

[Goodwone]

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you:

http://www.google.com/search?source...&rlz=1T4GGLL_enUS302US302&q=find+chuck+norris