Chuck Norris Poll

Do you like Chuck Norris jokes?

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Icthus

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I have seen a large up tick in Chuck Norris jokes. I am personally not a big fan, but want to expose myself to more culture. So if you have a good joke tell it below...
 
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Personally some of them are funny the rest are meh. Here are some of my favourites:

- Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

- If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death

- Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

- Chuck Norris does not have to mow his lawn. He simply stares at the grass and dares it to grow.

- Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

- A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.

- When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is Courage?" Chuck Norris received an "A+" for writing only the words "Chuck Norris".

- Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
 
It is said that when two powerful beings come together, the only result....is conflict.
Hence, it's time to bring chaos upon the world....

Watch me, as I....

*cast Redemption on Bruce Lee*

Muaha...haha...MUAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
I am a little concerned that a Chuck Norris poll has gotten the most votes of any poll. Well except the pie poll.
 
This is the second largest run-away win in the history of my polls.

And for some reason it saddens me....

The first for all your wondering was the one to honor Cammandus with a Camm option continuing on all polls i do.
 
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