bwhahaahahaa, my A+ essay ftw

Atown

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ok, heres my final paper i did that my teacher thought was freaking awesome along with survey results i did. tell me what u think
 
Neirai the Forgiven said:
crazy, this is a 10 page paper!
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more like 7 with 3 pages of bib and citations but yeah, i really worked hard. i didt use internet sources till the end, i was the only one to have more than 3 books in my citation list
 
only you could possibly master such an interesting topic in 10 pages.


I didn't read it, who won. :P I actually skimmed but missed that part.
 
Well, for start it's a very entertaining piece of work. It also actually gives good practical and informative slants on the whole idea.

but, two issues:

1. work on where you put your 'ses. 'ses were in a lot of places where you actually use ses. When you have an 's in the wrong place it can be hard to read. Remember, an 's is ALWAYS possessive. If there is no possession, don't use an 's.

2. It's a known case that ninjas own pirates. I could (if I cared) write a counter-essay on the subject. Jack Sparrow aside, ninjas pwn pirates.
 
what amazes me is people dont actually look at teh excel file the survey is a large piece of this essay. and yeah i had alot of issues understanding the uses of ses and 'ses, but yeah
 
so what you're saying is that the average joe thinks that pirates are cool, but then you have this sort of underground movement of ninja worshippers... interesting.
 
Wow, i'm not much of a reader. But, that kept my attention. I read the whole thing, Great stuff. I liked the Chuck Norris bit.
 
The skills required by the average human to man a ship is an incredible feat and the fighting abilities to board and then slaughter an entire crew is almost as impressive as Chuck Norris’ poker face that helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.
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ROFLFILLER

I can imagine Atown sitting down writing this paper, and saying, "Crap, it's only 6 pages, 8.2 inches long. I need a 4 line filler. What to do... CHUCK NORRIS FACTS!!!"
 
Yeah seriously - that was the part that stood out most in my mind. :)

Adding Chuck Norris was the key...
...probably why his teacher gave him that A+... *cough cough*
 
nah actually i just wanted to use it because i could
 
No, no, the Teacher didn't give him an A+ because Chuck Norris was in it.

The paper just became an A+ because the words "Chuck Norris" was in it. The teacher didn't even have to mark it.
 
Oh, and a friend of mine did mention a single fact that may destroy your entire position:

There are 4 ninjas in the world that can surf extremely well. These brothers are also known to be viciously skilled despite being heavy, large, and cumbersome mutant turtles. They would be able to overtake and destroy any pirate vessel, as long as they were bribed with pizza.
 
Neirai the Forgiven said:
Oh, and a friend of mine did mention a single fact that may destroy your entire position:

There are 4 ninjas in the world that can surf extremely well. These brothers are also known to be viciously skilled despite being heavy, large, and cumbersome mutant turtles. They would be able to overtake and destroy any pirate vessel, as long as they were bribed with pizza.
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i believe in my paper i address the fact that there are many exaggerated beleifs about pirates :rolleyes:
 
Neirai the Forgiven said:
Oh, and a friend of mine did mention a single fact that may destroy your entire position:

There are 4 ninjas in the world that can surf extremely well. These brothers are also known to be viciously skilled despite being heavy, large, and cumbersome mutant turtles. They would be able to overtake and destroy any pirate vessel, as long as they were bribed with pizza.
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too bad they're busy making a new movie right now
 
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