Uh...
I've made numerous contributing posts in the course of less than 1/2 hour; I've even hit the spam wall trying to post sometimes. Thats a kind of rediculous request Merc.
Now here's what I was thinking. If someone makes more than 2 posts in 30 seconds, we ban their IP, and fed-ex them a mail bomb, which is really just a metaphor for placing Richard Simmons in a box, giving him some steroids//pure caffine and sending him to someones house. The overload of stimulants will cause Mr. Simmons tooshie to turn in to a small concussion bomb, and explode.