Actually, we do know what grog is made out of thanks to Monkey Island 1!kraniac said:Pirates drink an unidentified solution known as "grog" and have a unique dialect. For this reason, pirate-kind reigns supreme over our mystical ninja friends.
GUYBRUSH:What is in that grog stuff anyway?
PIRATE2:Grog is a secret mixure of which contains the following:
PIRATE1:Kerosene
PIRATE2:Glycol acid
PIRATE3:Artificial sweeteners
PIRATE1:Sulfuric acid
PIRATE2:Rum
PIRATE3:Acetone
PIRATE1:Red dye #2
PIRATE2:Scumm
PIRATE3:Axle grease
PIRATE1:Battery acid
PIRATE2:And/or pepperoni.
mmm...grog... I bet if you poured grog on a ninja he'd melt.
I think Monkey Island and MI2 have sucsessfully made me laugh more than all the other games I've played combined.