Advice for rooting out and killing a brown recluse

Oh, man... I hate hate hate hate hate hate hate spiders. You should've seen me when I spotted a huge spider in our house. It crawled into our jacket closet and hid in the shoes... I picked out the shoes one by one and finaly found it, and squashed it with the end of a curtain rod. It's a funky type of spider; it wiggles its abdomen as if it's dancing. O_o

Anyway, there are supposedly brown recluses in my state, but thank God we haven't seen any. I can't really think of any way to kill 'em... Just know that they're poisonous - drastic measures must be taken! Show no mercy to those fiends!
 
Don't even get me started with fire - I'd probably go overboard and burn the house down. Just call me Pyromaniac! I do think I have some leftover fireworks, though...
 
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