Keero
Tribe of Judah Membership Administrator
"Twas the week before Swtor, when all through the house
Not a keyboard was moving, not even a mouse.
The pringles were stored in the cupboard with care,
Soon we will gorge them playing the game from Bioware.*
The fanbois were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of Twileks danced in their heads.*
Dreaming of *launch we'll have a keyboard on our lap.
As we fight robot hordes to reach level cap.
When all of a sudden, forums full of chatter.
I sped through each thread, what the heck was the matter?
And there I saw it "early access is sent"
I opened my email and logged onto vent:
"it's started it's started!, you ready to go!?
.. 5 days early access. It's here! no more woe!"
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
The "play" button glowing so ready so clear.
I logged in a panic and created him so quick,
A Human Trooper loyal to the 'public
I made three more chars and then came the fifth.
Wanted something different so created a Sith.*
"Now Sorceror! now, hunter! now, Agent and warrior!
On trooper! On knight! on smuggler! And consular!
I logged in my main, and *it really made my day:
As I read the words "in a galaxy far far away"
The yellow words of my intro up the screen they did fly,
Then a cinematic of a cruiser appeared in the sky.
Then into the shot my char then appeared
He started to talk, interact, my how weird!
As I talked to the commander making all the "light" choices
A grin on my face as I could hear both their voices
No quest text for me! None of that now!
So glad that it was months ago from when I quit WOW.
He was dressed all in armor, and carried a big gun.
He shot all the separatists oh boy this is fun.
What was that over there! In a flash I was gone
I jumped up the slope to find a datacron.*
After hours of play I reached level 10.
To the AC trainer "follow me men!"
I read through the choices, my nerves I did feel
"A commando I'll be, I've decided to heal!"
We entered a flashpoint armed to the teeth,
We then kicked a whinger, ninja and gear thief.*
We fought we laughed and wiped, we did sing!
After a few more of these my character did ding!*
Many weeks of playing and levelling went by,
With old friends, new friends, Sith and Jedi.
I levelled so fast was nicknamed "swifty"
And not before long I reached level fifty.*
And now I sit aside Malgus and Satele.
With ultimate power beginning to feel
Malgus says to me, looking such fright,
"Happy Launchday to all, and to all a good-night!"
Copypasta'd from the main forums.
Not a keyboard was moving, not even a mouse.
The pringles were stored in the cupboard with care,
Soon we will gorge them playing the game from Bioware.*
The fanbois were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of Twileks danced in their heads.*
Dreaming of *launch we'll have a keyboard on our lap.
As we fight robot hordes to reach level cap.
When all of a sudden, forums full of chatter.
I sped through each thread, what the heck was the matter?
And there I saw it "early access is sent"
I opened my email and logged onto vent:
"it's started it's started!, you ready to go!?
.. 5 days early access. It's here! no more woe!"
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
The "play" button glowing so ready so clear.
I logged in a panic and created him so quick,
A Human Trooper loyal to the 'public
I made three more chars and then came the fifth.
Wanted something different so created a Sith.*
"Now Sorceror! now, hunter! now, Agent and warrior!
On trooper! On knight! on smuggler! And consular!
I logged in my main, and *it really made my day:
As I read the words "in a galaxy far far away"
The yellow words of my intro up the screen they did fly,
Then a cinematic of a cruiser appeared in the sky.
Then into the shot my char then appeared
He started to talk, interact, my how weird!
As I talked to the commander making all the "light" choices
A grin on my face as I could hear both their voices
No quest text for me! None of that now!
So glad that it was months ago from when I quit WOW.
He was dressed all in armor, and carried a big gun.
He shot all the separatists oh boy this is fun.
What was that over there! In a flash I was gone
I jumped up the slope to find a datacron.*
After hours of play I reached level 10.
To the AC trainer "follow me men!"
I read through the choices, my nerves I did feel
"A commando I'll be, I've decided to heal!"
We entered a flashpoint armed to the teeth,
We then kicked a whinger, ninja and gear thief.*
We fought we laughed and wiped, we did sing!
After a few more of these my character did ding!*
Many weeks of playing and levelling went by,
With old friends, new friends, Sith and Jedi.
I levelled so fast was nicknamed "swifty"
And not before long I reached level fifty.*
And now I sit aside Malgus and Satele.
With ultimate power beginning to feel
Malgus says to me, looking such fright,
"Happy Launchday to all, and to all a good-night!"
Copypasta'd from the main forums.
