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Is Odale a troll?

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Odale

Odale

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Am I a troll?

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I would like to note that I have never had that many straight post on the forums.

I find far too many threads boring to post just to post.
 
Icthus said:
I would like to note that I have never had that many straight post on the forums.

I find far too many threads boring to post just to post.
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I hijack them to make them interesting.

Don't tell anyone I said that though.
 
Speaking of monkeys... Every June, our college department does a grad trip for the new freshmen. I think i was a senior at the time. And Wall might have been there... But anyways, we drove up too Oregon. We saw a zoo, and decided to check it out. As i pay for my ticket, the lady behind the counter says... (And she didn't say this to any of the other 20 people in front of me, or behind) "Don't harass the monkey, she'll throw poo at you."

I laughed and thought to myself "Monkeys don't throw poo. But we should test just in case..." So I went straight up to the monkey cage, and start making monkey noises at it. They monkey clearly didn't like what i was doing. She started running/swinging around her cage like crazy, super fast. Then as she was swinging from her left arm, she put her right hand below her butt and pooped into her hand!

As she was still swinging around with her left hand, someone yells "She's got something in her hand!" I turned from the cage, and ran like crazy. I didn't see her throw it, but i heard the poop go flying through the chain link fence. (It made a really loud noise) One of Walls good friends was standing like 30 feet away. When he heard the poop hit the fence, he turned to see what it was. At that moment, a steamy pile of monkey poo stuck to his chest!!!

HAHAHAHAHA! that happened like 10 years ago, and I'm still LOLing in my office!
 
But the best part was that his friend had to walk around all day with monkey poo on his shirt because his suitcase was back at the hotel, and the zoo had a "no shirt no service" rule! HAHA!
 
FYI, monkey poo is grosser than dog or human poo. Mainly becuase usually dog/human poo is in a toilet, or on grass, but the only way you come in contact with monkey poo is when it come flying through the air and hits you. And it smells funny...
 
treebranch said:
FYI, monkey poo is grosser than dog or human poo. Mainly becuase usually dog/human poo is in a toilet, or on grass, but the only way you come in contact with monkey poo is when it come flying through the air and hits you. And it smells funny...
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quite the contrary - peoplepoo doesn't always end up in the toilet and in fact, i have seen it flung in certain large "formerly" communist nations by children who thought it was funny. perhaps they should've invested less in the cold war and more in uhh...well, i don't know...but whatever teaches kids not to be monkey poos
 
You may be winning now, but if you want a contest... let the games begin!

Rofl, internet Exploder. Errors on the page and all!

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It wasn't meant to be a contest, I just noticed that my responses had stayed up for a while - so I made a screen shot of it.
 
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