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Kittens are?

  • An adorable menace.

    Votes: 3 15.8%

  • Menacingly adorable.

    Votes: 7 36.8%

  • Good with Tabasco sauce. (Playing with the bottle -_- . Sheesh what do you think I meant sicko!)

    Votes: 3 15.8%

  • I'm one of those dog people so please ignore and deride me.

    Votes: 5 26.3%

  • Don't make me choose between puppies and kittens can't we all just get along!

    Votes: 5 26.3%

  • I don't need any pets I have children.

    Votes: 4 21.1%

  • Badgers? We don't need no stinking badgers!

    Votes: 4 21.1%

  • All my pets (and probably friends) are digital.

    Votes: 2 10.5%

  • Other, preferably mutated with deadly eye lasers.

    Votes: 3 15.8%

  • Whaaaaaaa???

    Votes: 1 5.3%
  • Total voters
    19
The Mighty Gerbil

The Mighty Gerbil

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The forums have been entirely too quiet (two days without any post weally?) so I'll pull a random question out of the drafts I've never posted. Prepare yourself as I rock the very foundations of CGA by asking...

Kittens are?
 
I'm a cat guy... just love them. Maybe it's because I wish I was one. I mean really? They just sit/lay around all day and get unconditional love just by sitting on a lap. Dogs are close, but they have to go outside to do their business.
 
I have 4 cats that have been in a power struggle since we inheireted the latest one in May. From the sounds of it sometimes they are duking it out with eye lasers, flash bangs, and other personal weapons, up to and including tactical nukes. No clear winner yet, but 2 of them are banned from the bathroom where they get in the wall behind the tub/shower enclosure and practice mayhem on each other. Other than that, dancing on the keyboard, teleporting underneath foot, and other typical kitty behavior, they are fuzzy, cute, lovable balls of fat and fur.
 
CowRocket said:
I'm a cat guy... just love them. Maybe it's because I wish I was one. I mean really? They just sit/lay around all day and get unconditional love just by sitting on a lap. Dogs are close, but they have to go outside to do their business.
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What no ballistic bovines? So disappointed :( .

ursen said:
I have 4 cats that have been in a power struggle since we inheireted the latest one in May. From the sounds of it sometimes they are duking it out with eye lasers, flash bangs, and other personal weapons, up to and including tactical nukes. No clear winner yet, but 2 of them are banned from the bathroom where they get in the wall behind the tub/shower enclosure and practice mayhem on each other. Other than that, dancing on the keyboard, teleporting underneath foot, and other typical kitty behavior, they are fuzzy, cute, lovable balls of fat and fur.
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Bears and kitties getting along who knew!
 
Obligatory UHF reference. There really was no decision to be made.

Up next: teaching poodles to fly!
 
I love cats and dogs. I have a purebred ocicat who looks wild, is very intelligent, and has many characteristics of a dog. I've owned a dog in the past and just waiting for my health to improve to adopt a Nova Scotia Duck Tolling retriever. It's the smallest in the retriever line.
 
We used to have cats - then we had kids - who turned out to be allergic to cats - cats taste like chicken.
 
Cats are apolitical serving only their own interests. As long as their servants give them food, water, treats, and petting all is well with the world.
 
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