Silly Thread: Things I Learned from Minecraft

Josh2415

Josh2415

Tribe of Judah Minecraft Server Operator
I learned that we CAN live just fine off a diet of just cookies, contrary to our parental teaching.

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x ∞ = :)

Fashionable fireplaces and lumber-based living spaces do not coexist well.

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Tell that last one to most homeowners in America (whose homes are built out of wood).

The magic of those medieval-type thatched roof cottages has been demystified to me. Now I know they're nothing but birch wood stairs all lined up next to each other on top of cobblestone. :D

Diamonds are to die for, but gold really is a very useless metal.
 
Actually, SSKitten pointed out that the fire on our roof was more likely caused by a lightning strike. Good thing we had unplugged the TV and computers in the house.

Ah, that brings to mind another lesson learned: Whacking a burning surface with a sword will extinguish it quite effectively (or hand, or feather, or TNT...).

Damsel in distress: "Ahhh! Fire! Help! Help!"
Hero: "Don't worry, ma'am. I've got a bucket of water!" <WHUMP WHUMP WHUMP WHUMP>
 
Whacking a burning surface with a sword will extinguish it quite effectively (or hand, or feather, or TNT...).
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Unless .... you have super pigs everywhere!! :eek:

http://youtu.be/-mSGVJi670g

Remember they burned up everything! Including those bells you worked so hard on Shep.
 
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Here's something I haven't learned, but I wonder about. I don't lose sleep or anything, just wonder. If you climb into your Ender Chest, close the lid, then climb back out... where would you be?

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