Dear Tek...

Hey Tek,

Youve been a leader here for a loooong time and we all appreciate what u do when your not moving and taking care of your wife. we love having you and your wife and we pray for success and blessings and that your cup will overflow with frags.

-Atown
 
Dear Tek,

I like Cheese, and I also like spam, so I figured that if I eat cheese while browsing the forums I could have both, do I have proper reasoning, or the the sack of potatoes cancel out the possibility for integers and numerous countless revolutionary acts of Antidisestablishmentarianism...?

Thank you,
Cheesy Potatoes
 
Dear Tek,

Although I have not been here as long as many of the others I want to thank you for all the hard work and effort you put into making CGA and ToJ what they are! I am truly grateful to have found a community such as this that I have come to feel so at home in; and where I can truly say I feel God has called so many leaders and followers to be. May God richly bless you and your wife in the upcoming year!

Victorious in Him,

Paul S.
 
Darth Tek,

We really really want cookies.
I mean after hearing the cake was a lie,
then we were promised pie.
But that failed to show up without even alibis.

We are saddened by news of your unemployment,
it must subtract from your enjoyment.
Someone must pay for these crimes,
to do otherwise would be stealing dimes.

(feel free to continue the poem if you wish, im too lazy to do any more lol)
 
deer Tek,

u r0xx0rs kthxbye

uber n utah


:)

In all seriousness, thank you for everything that you do for the CGA and ToJ. It's not easy to lead such a large group but you do so with grace and aplomb. May God bless you and your wife throughout the next year with peace, patience, energy (for moving!) and joy!

Merry Christmas,
~Stacy
 
Dear Mr. President (Tek),

The aliens have rampaged across the eastern parts of the United States.
We are holding a defensive perimeter, which is 20 miles away of the aliens current position. I must erge you, Mr. President, you must authorize the use of the Tactical missiles onto American soil or they will break through our defensive perimeter. We will try to hold them back, I hope that we will...

May God helps us all.

Corporal.(J.G)Fox
1337th Infantry Division
Zulu Team
 
Dear Tek,

I've been to all the psychiatrists and doctors and shrinks... nobody can cure my acrophobia. You're my last hope. I'm begging, pleading with you - I'm down on my knees.

HELP!

Yours truly, Lazarus.
 
Dear Tek,

I've been to all the psychiatrists and doctors and shrinks... nobody can cure my acrophobia. You're my last hope. I'm begging, pleading with you - I'm down on my knees.

HELP!

Yours truly, Lazarus.

Again...I am not Tek but, my grandfather was terrified of spiders, until he held really big ones, and took care of normal house ones, feeding them and such, and now he is fine...!
 
Dear Tek,

I've been to all the psychiatrists and doctors and shrinks... nobody can cure my acrophobia. You're my last hope. I'm begging, pleading with you - I'm down on my knees.

HELP!

Yours truly, Lazarus.

careful... if your on your knees, spiders can get ya... ;)
 
Yes, but if I'm on my knees I don't feel so dizzy(acrophobia is fear of heights).

*realizes all the spider talk is beginning to give him arachnobia* :eek:

..

Dear Tek...
 
/bump

I haven't forgotten about or missed this thread. Promise.

I just wanted to carve out some time to reply to everyone's who's written so far.

Watch this thread in the coming week for replies.
 
Hey Tek,

Youve been a leader here for a loooong time and we all appreciate what u do when your not moving and taking care of your wife. we love having you and your wife and we pray for success and blessings and that your cup will overflow with frags.

-Atown
Thank you kindly, sir. Every encouraging word is of tremendous help.

This May will mark my ninth year leading Tribe of Judah and sixth leading the Christian Gamers Alliance. The Lord has blessed me individually and the Christian gaming community collectively through these years.

Without His blessings, none of this would have been possible. If this were only my efforts, and not the efforts of a whole community blessed by the Lord, it would have fizzled out long, long ago.

Dear Tek,

I like Cheese, and I also like spam, so I figured that if I eat cheese while browsing the forums I could have both, do I have proper reasoning, or the the sack of potatoes cancel out the possibility for integers and numerous countless revolutionary acts of Antidisestablishmentarianism...?

Thank you,
Cheesy Potatoes
Eh wot now?

We here at the Christian Gamers Alliance recommend a balanced diet and exercise. This handy web site may help you put away the cheese and spam and start stair-stepping your way to a new you, just like the cheesy Microsoft Clipart mascot character (minus his trademark baseball cap) walking up the side of the pyramid.

Dear Tek,

Although I have not been here as long as many of the others I want to thank you for all the hard work and effort you put into making CGA and ToJ what they are! I am truly grateful to have found a community such as this that I have come to feel so at home in; and where I can truly say I feel God has called so many leaders and followers to be. May God richly bless you and your wife in the upcoming year!

Victorious in Him,

Paul S.
Thank you, sir.

Being a person who often finds it difficult to find a place where I belong, it is wonderfully encouraging to hear people say that they find a sense of belonging here. While my schedule (and gaming budget) does not allow me to be personally involved in every chapter or guild I represent, I am always excited to hear how other leaders in the community have blessed the members of the Alliance and of Tribe of Judah.

All that being said, do you mind if I print, frame, and hang your words, along with Atown's, on my wall? :D
 
Darth Tek,

We really really want cookies.
I mean after hearing the cake was a lie,
then we were promised pie.
But that failed to show up without even alibis.

We are saddened by news of your unemployment,
it must subtract from your enjoyment.
Someone must pay for these crimes,
to do otherwise would be stealing dimes.

(feel free to continue the poem if you wish, im too lazy to do any more lol)
VK,

I gave writing poetry (and lyrics) some years back I realized I was terrible at writing poetry. (Dialogue and open letters are my forte.) Still, I can recognize the skill required to write such an excellent piece.

As for cookies, I believe Manyik of Spirit of Elijah/Elisha has a recipe that may satiate your craving for cookies.

As for unemployment: Yes, it stinks like sunset on Diaper Hill.

deer Tek,

u r0xx0rs kthxbye

uber n utah


:)

In all seriousness, thank you for everything that you do for the CGA and ToJ. It's not easy to lead such a large group but you do so with grace and aplomb. May God bless you and your wife throughout the next year with peace, patience, energy (for moving!) and joy!

Merry Christmas,
~Stacy
Stacy,

Thank you for the bit of levity and, of course, your prayers. I am in great need of peace, patience, and energy lately, so your prayer is timely and appropriate.

As for leading with grace: While I'm flattered to think that people think of me as graceful, I suppose I see enough of my own flaws (especially my tendency to be easily distracted and take a month to reply to forum posts) that I don't see myself in quite the same light. Still, thank you for the compliment!

As for leading with aplomb: Aplomb is just a cool word. It's one of those words you really want to work into a conversation, but it's sometimes hard to do.

CO-WORKER A: Did you see American Idol last night?
CO-WORKER B: Yes, I did.
CO-WORKER A: Did you see that contestant jump over the table and try to stab Simon Cowell in the neck with a ballpoint pen?
CO-WORKER B: Yes, I did. I feel he handled the situation with aplomb.

Dear tek, is "Tek7 (legacy)" you or is it your evil twin cousin?
Tek7 (Legacy) is my previous forum account that was...damaged during administrative maintenance. The account has since been locked and had posting rights revoked.

I no longer receive PMs on the Tek7 (Legacy) account, so anyone wishing to contact me via the forums should send PMs to this account instead.

All my posts before Dec. 2006 are listed as posted by Tek7 (Legacy). All posts during Dec. 2006 and after are under my new account (appropriately named Tek7).
 
Dear Mr. President (Tek),

The aliens have rampaged across the eastern parts of the United States.
We are holding a defensive perimeter, which is 20 miles away of the aliens current position. I must erge you, Mr. President, you must authorize the use of the Tactical missiles onto American soil or they will break through our defensive perimeter. We will try to hold them back, I hope that we will...

May God helps us all.

Corporal.(J.G)Fox
1337th Infantry Division
Zulu Team
Corporal,

You misspelled "urge." Please re-issue your letter with the corrected spelling and I'll sign the order to declare your area a disaster area, at which time FEMA will be authorized to help.

...

Nah, just kidding. We've already started the carpet bombing. Hope your bunker has a basement.

Sincerely,
President Tek

P.S. If you find your consciousness absorbed by the Overmind, try not to give away the secret location of our alien autopsies, mmkay? Thanks in advance.

Dear Tek,

Please take over the universe.

kthxbye
VK,

I'm content to serve as a benevolent dictator of a tropical paradise nation. I assure you my aspirations are humble and I would never think to rise to the position of Supreme Dictator of the Universe.

I mean, think of the administrative overhead. Space is big. Really big. You just won't believe how vastly hugely mindbogglingly big it is. And who needs that kind of stress, eh?

Dear Tek,

I've been to all the psychiatrists and doctors and shrinks... nobody can cure my acrophobia. You're my last hope. I'm begging, pleading with you - I'm down on my knees.

HELP!

Yours truly, Lazarus.
A good first step to beating your fear of heights is to stand up.

Try jumping off your couch. But don't jump on your bed. We don't condone that sort of roughhousing around here.

Then try jumping off diving boards at your local community pool. But don't dive in the shallow end of the pool. That's just nonsense.

The benefit of a local community pool, as opposed to a private pool, is that very poorly-paid college students are responsible for your health and well-being in case of an accident. I assure you that that college football player is more interested in whether you live or die than catching the eye of the cute girl in the two-piece sunbathing on the side of the pool.

After you recover from your fear of drowning, I recommend staying indoors and avoiding Tomb Raider, Super Mario Galaxy, and Tony Hawk games.

And Sega Marine Fishing.
 
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