Alamo's druid post for those interested:)

Tinie

Tinie

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sumtimes peeps say 2 me HAY HOW 2 PLAY DURID IDK LOL! SO NOW, u CAN PLAY DURID by only rred this!

2) ITS EZ, u can only haf 2 reed teh

ALAMOES COMPLEET DURID INSTURCKSHUN
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OK LISSEN Almo noes about sum durid things sinse the baginning. Maybe B4 durids was week & stuff but now Durids is very storng.

1) OK, Sum durids is bare

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v387/rainbow_dragon/Warcraft/almobear1.jpg


2) Tehm whos bare durids, can B 4 tank:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v387/rainbow_dragon/Warcraft/m1a1tankahi.jpg

ONLY DURID DONT HAF SUM PEEPS IN THE HEAD AND A GUNZ LOL!

3) Man, sum bare druids can maek sum peeps poop in feer bc/ tehms so storng.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v387/rainbow_dragon/Warcraft/BARESCARE.jpg

4) Bare druids is not so good at uh moonfare spam but its OK b/c a bare durid haf many armors &

when a thing hits durid, maybe thing gets borken hand LOL!

5) Bare durids is 4 funs when u can charje & stun & haf sum armors lol.
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OK LISSEN Also durid haf uh seel form.

1) Seel is can fite, but is kind week.
2) Seel for swim, is fast & dont breeth
3) When seel is gone for fish, is nobody will catch.
4) Seel is can teech frends how is swim

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v387/rainbow_dragon/Warcraft/swimlessons.jpg

ALSO I FORGETS

Durid has can run fast form is TRAVEL FORM

1) looks liek cheetuh
2) dont cheet or u get bann LOL! JK!!
3) Cheetuh can run fast and him is can run away frum trubul.

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AND ASLO

SUM DURIDS IS MOON KIN

1) Them 1s is look all funny liek maybe form MOON! LOL!

2) mostly uh moonkin is 4 a spam moonfare
3) them haf sum good armors & fite storng.
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DURIDS IS VEERY FAST AND STORNG IN PVP CAN CAST ROOT 4 MAKE PEEPS STOP WHEN MOVE!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v387/rainbow_dragon/Warcraft/roots.jpg

bc Peeps can always ask if cat druid can B GOOD FOR FITE OR WHAT MAYBE?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v387/rainbow_dragon/Warcraft/eathed.jpg

U NO CAT DURIDS IS VERY STORNG! SUM PEEPS DUNNO Y SO HEAR IS LIST

1) OK now sum durid is cat

2) Cat durid, tehm dosent heel.

3) Cat uis for fite

4) Cat durid dosent talk about fite

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v387/rainbow_dragon/Warcraft/nomeow.jpg

5) when cat durid is FITE do not ask for HEEL and NINIRVATE!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v387/rainbow_dragon/Warcraft/noninervate.jpg

and CAT DURIDS is no spam moonfare! Sum cat durids dosent no wut is uh moonfare!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v387/rainbow_dragon/Warcraft/nomoonfare.jpg


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DURIDS IS MUST ALWAYZ HALP EECH OTHER:
sumtimes a new durid is need sum halp and advise frum a good durid so u shuld alway halp unother

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v387/rainbow_dragon/Warcraft/duridteech.jpg

Even I lernd all this form DURID SCKOLL who has wut uh famus teecher there who is knows all this:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v387/rainbow_dragon/Warcraft/DRUIDTEECHER.jpg

DURIDS IS HARD, & BUT STRONG

SUM PEEPLE THINK DURIDS IS CANT BE BARE AND CAN ONLY HEEL AND THEM DOSENT

NO THEY IS ALWAYS CAN SAY:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v387/rainbow_dragon/Warcraft/bareattack.jpg

BUT ONLY DONT LISSEN TO THEM.

Durids is storng for bare or cat or seel or whatver and u dosent haf 2 heel if u dont liek heel

*********DURIDS IS 4 haf FUN TIME WIT FRENS every1 is like a fun time durid!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v387/rainbow_dragon/Warcraft/alamoney.jpg

ALAMO LIVES AGAIN!


Alamo mod:

http://ui.worldofwar.net/ui.php?id=3198


Alamo on the WoW site, look at the pics of Mangle, Force of Nature, and Tree of Life:)

http://www.wow-europe.com/en/info/underdev/burningcrusade/druid/spells.html
 
roflz!

Hahah, i really appreciate the extra effort in converting everything into misspelled l33tspeak. My lvl 10 Zondervan (as yet still unkown to the Guild!! SsshshsHSHSH!) will sure appreciate teh advice.
 
Hehe, it's well known that Alamo is well loved by blizzard. In the old forums, ALAMOS COMPLEET DURID INSTERUCKSHUN!!!1! was actually stickied.
 
Maybe it's a Druid thing. My eyes started to hurt reading all of that stuff, about 4 lines in. I gave up after that. How many people does it take to understand Druids? The world may never know.
 
i know alot of people dont think this is funny.. but i laughed so hard I cried.

the pictures are the best. EVAR.
 
ALAMO teeches u 2 Burnin Croosaid!
OK HAY GUSY! ITS ME, ALAMO LOL. AND I HAF TO TELL U SUM NEW STUFF NOW, OK?

PEEPLE IS ASK ME WUT IS NEW DURID STUFFS?

IS HAF SUM FLYING FORM? AND TREE FORM? AND WHAT MORE IS DIFFERNET? BARES IS CAN DANCE LIKE A RUSHIN CIRCUS LOL!?

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b189/econoble/BAREHED.jpg

YES, YES, YES! DURIDS IS STILL 4 FUN!

but sinse sum things is change, ALAMO teeches U 2 BURNIN CROOSAID!

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b189/econoble/GRINANDBAREIT.jpg

durids is old class, and still haf much fun mor than others!

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b189/econoble/BABYDURID.jpg

SOME PEEPLE IS NOT WANT TO UNDERSTAND DURIDS

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b189/econoble/nodurids.jpg

BUT DURIDS IS BACK, AND MOR STORNG THAN B4! now, in BURN CROOSAID, is many things new durids is can do, what wuzznt cood do B4!

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b189/econoble/BARESTREE.jpg

1) ONE THING NOW IS BARES IS CAN DUNCE! DUN DUN DUN! LOL! DUNCING BARES IS CAN MAKE HAPPY TIMES FOR UDDER FRENDS!

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b189/econoble/LADYSBARE.jpg

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b189/econoble/DANCINBARES2.jpg

1) OK, HELLO TREE DURID!

TREE DURIDS IS HEEL, BUT DOSENT RUN! IS OK, DURID IS CAN HAF FAST RUN ANYWAY.

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b189/econoble/TREEDONTRUN.jpg

TREE DURID IS MAKE STRONG HOT! ONLY DON’T GIT 2 CLOSE 2 FIRES LOL!

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b189/econoble/treefire.jpg

MAYBE U NO SUM PEEPS WHO IS DON’T UNDERSTAND TREE DURID! U CAN TELL THEM SUMTHING SILLY!

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b189/econoble/TASTEEDURID.jpg

2) UMM, STORMCROW!

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b189/econoble/notstormcrow.jpg

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b189/econoble/NOTSTORMCROW2.jpg

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b189/econoble/crow.jpg

OK, IMPORTINT... STORMCROW IS LIKE SHINY THING AND PECK AT EYES! ALSO, CAN FLY! B4 DURIDS IS CANT FLY, BUT NOW IS CAN EVEN POOP ON HEDS OF PEEPS LOL!

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b189/econoble/stormcrow.jpg

3) OK IS MANY NEW THINGS DURIDS IS CAN DO:

MANGLE: CAT DURIDS LUV SUM MANGLE. IS NOT MAN ANGLE, MAYBE U THINK- IS GIRL ANGLE, LIEK CORELIEL:

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b189/econoble/ANGLELUVDURID.jpg

NOW BARE DURIDS IS CAN TANK GOOD! NO PEEPS IN HED STILL, BUT MAYBE GIT SUM ANTLERS OR UDDER CRAZY HED STUFF, IS NISE!

REMEMBERS- HEEL BARES DURID! BARE DURIDS IS STORNG FREND!

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b189/econoble/HALP.jpg

DURIDS IS ALSO VERY STORNG 4 PVP! BARES AND CATS FITE, MOONKIN MAKES MOON STUFF, AND SUM DURIDS IS 4 HEEL!

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b189/econoble/PVP.jpg

DON’T BE SCARED OF FITE, ONLY REMEMBER IMPORTANT DURID STUFF!

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b189/econoble/duridsign.jpg

REMEMBER, DURIDS IS BEST! WHEN U IS HAF SUM FUN, ALL DURIDS IS HAF SUM FUN WIT U!! ALSO, DURIDS IS ALWAYS FRENDS, SO PLAY NISE, OK?

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b189/econoble/FRENDS4EVA.jpg

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b189/econoble/WizardLionCloseFINAL.jpg
 
Dem does heel Durids?

Hey what bouts dem who does heels Durids? Heels Durids tehm dosent pwnz in PvPs and dosent bare goods or dosent eat some1's hed and stuff. Dem heels Durids turn tree, but tree smelz and dosent HT or Ninervate. Spydermonkey lieks heels Durids and dosent tree heels.

LOL great post I love this stuff, I couldnt stop laughing. I had to actually put some brain power into figuring out what was being said sometime, but that made it all the better.

DURIDS IS 4 haf FUN TIME WIT FRENS
 
Heels Durids is 4 rejoof and tree from and regrow.

Wif swifmend, Heel Durid can maek rejoof and regrow liek flash heel.

Sum pplz not liek tree durid cuz tree is swift liek a frige. Means not moof so fast.
 
So, why do people who play druids talk like this? I still haven't really gotten an answer on that. Anyone know? Why druids, why not pallys or rogues?
 
Whys we talks funnsy

Durids talk funny because they speak 6 different languages (Moonkin, bear, cat, Sea cow, bird, and tree) and get confused on which language and dialect to speak, which creates a mush mouth effect. ITS SCIENCE!

Spydermonkey
"I do da heels"
 
It's actually a result of Lycantropic Psychosis, the dread disease commonly known as "Feralsbane."

Lycantropic Psychosis is a disorder of the mind typically suffered by werewolves, feral druids, moonkin druids, fully-beastmaster hunters, and occaisonally shamans who must travel long distances, such as every 2 levels when they need training.

Amongst the symptoms of Feralsbane is the gradual belief that one is not a humanoid that has the power to shift into the form of an animal, but rather that one is an animal that has the power to take the form of a humanoid. Tell-tale signs include dietary changes towards mainly raw flesh and berries, a habitual scratching of one's fingernails on trees and furniture, an uncontrollable desire to offload all of one's mana into the nearest enemy, and an insane drive to defecate on the tops of parked cars.

Feralsbane can be cured by respeccing to resto, although a new form of Feralsbane, called Lycantropic Psychosis Vegetatia, or LPV, has been known to happen amongst some restoration druids. LPV is characterized by a strange belief that one eats with one's feet and/or the back of one's hands. LPV sufferers are known to walk slowly and often stare aimlessly at the sun.

In certain extensive cases of Feralsbane, a symptom develops which is known as Alamonic Verbalization Syndrome. AVS is characterized by an inability to talk about druids without using incredibly bad spelling. Most Lycantropic Psychosis researchers agree that once AVS develops, the Feralsbane sufferer is beyond all treatment.
 
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