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Flamethrøwer

Flamethrøwer

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Hey guys, sorry I haven't been able to be on a whole lot lately. As many of you know, I work in insurance, and I've been working 64+ hours a week help all the victims of the tornadoes in the Missouri/Alabama area, in addition to handling the regular amount of claims from across the country. So that's why I haven't been online much lately, although I've tried to pop in every now and then to see what's going on.

I'm also going to be on vacation for the next week, and probably won't be online at all for that period of time. Once I get back, I hope to be online a lot more often, so you can plan on your regular dose of Flame awesomeness. Or whatever.
 
Ok, the real reason I'm going to be gone next week is that I'm refining my boss mechanics. As you all know, I'm the secret final boss of the Firelands raid, and I can't have everyone killing me.

Here are my current plans to stay alive:
- Realize the tank is not the real threat. Healers are going down first.
- Mirror Image. You won't know which one to hit.
- Arcane Bombs. Increasing their AOE effect and duration to affect the whole raid.
- Very Large. I will be very large.
- No Loot. I will be emptying my bags and not wearing anything that could possibly drop for you as a reward. So - no incentive to kill me, right?
- Enrage at the beginning. Many bosses wait til the end of the fight to enrage. Mistake. I'm going to get all fired up right at the start and just /rage you all to death.
- Fire. You won't be able to stack fire resist high enough. YOU WILL NOT BE PREPARED.

There will be other things, but I honestly don't see how you will get past the few I've already come up with. I will be unstoppable.
 
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