Nevi's Wall O' Spam (i.e. Nevi's Free Backpack)

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There once was a gnome named Nevi

 

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who ventured into lands far and wide

 

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<only 3 posts and i'm already having writer's block...this isn't good>

 

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in a shiny phat suit for all to gaze at in amazement.

 

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<i really could've made 2 posts out of that one>

 

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< i mean...really, i could have >

 

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yadda yadda yadda...goes to blade's edge...

 

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and meets a friendly ogre named Krosh.

 

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"My, what a nice suit you have Mr. Nevi", said Krosh.

 

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<note the introduction of clever dialog>

 

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<this would be a lot less annoying without the 30 second pause...seriously..someone change this...>

 

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"Why thank you, Mr. Krosh!"

 

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Krosh, with a twinkle of greed in his eye says, "Mr. Nevi, let me show you a neat little trick..."

 

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Lo and behold, Krosh pops up a very cool bubble.

 

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"Yes, Mr. Nevi...I like that phat suit...very much I do."

 

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The mean Mr. Krosh crits Nevi for 11k...he dies.

 

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Krosh loots Nevi and takes his Phat Suit.

 

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Now Nevi, quite perturbed by Mr. Krosh's underhanded tactics has a rather heated discussion with the Spirit Healer.

 

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So heated, in fact, he's sick for 10 minutes after talking to her.

 

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